The Most Serene Republic of RonkLand is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its national health service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 818 million RonkLandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newbolough. The average income tax rate is 23.5%.

The very strong RonkLandian economy, worth 56.9 trillion Falcon Eyes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,521 Falcon Eyes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, the RonkLandian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. RonkLand's national animal is the Golden Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

RonkLand is ranked 128,460^th in the world and 3,322^nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.02 law-abiding acts per hour.