The Memory Lane of Warden WS is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by No-Face with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.791 billion Warden WSians, 1.704 billion of whom are zombies, are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TGW. The average income tax rate is 83.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warden WSian economy, worth a remarkable 1,293 trillion indefinite integrals a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,438 indefinite integrals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, structures are raised on promises, the government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, and No-Face lights cigars with a hundred-indefinite integral bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warden WS's national animal is the mhm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is silence.

Warden WS is ranked 91,831^st in the world and 3,131^st in Osiris for Nudest, with 170 cheeks per square mile.