The Federation of Vuswistan is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Panagiotakis Nicholalis with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.094 billion Vuswistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrnatini. The average income tax rate is 17.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Vuswistanian economy, worth 972 trillion Resmians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 74,241 Resmians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Sleazy politicians exploit the Parliamentary Code of Conduct to purge their rivals, caps with skulls on them are the height of fashion, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vuswistan's national animal is the Coral snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Christianity.

Vuswistan is ranked 120,729^th in the world and 59^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Most Corrupt Governments, with 8.71 kickbacks per hour.