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Absolution RMB

WA Delegate: The Militaristic Federation of The Sheika (elected )

Founder: The Founding Nation of Assorro

Board Poll Activity History Admin Rank

Most Influential: 9th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 129th Most Nations: 251st+18
Largest Black Market: 436th Most Beautiful Environments: 962nd Highest Economic Output: 964th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,068th Most Cultured: 1,072nd Fattest Citizens: 1,073rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,134th Most Avoided: 1,158th Healthiest Citizens: 1,445th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,532nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,574th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,660th Smartest Citizens: 1,740th Largest Mining Sector: 1,828th Highest Average Incomes: 1,895th Largest Populations: 1,905th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,961st Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,996th
World Factbook Entry

Free region of the people since 2006. All are welcome.

Absolution, a little place of forgetting. Where no matter a states political alignment nor history, all will be forgiven then quietly forgotten where no voice goes unheard.

The Players National Network

*** Neutral Independence and Sovereignty ***
Embassy requests will be declined as we're impartial.

Regional Brochure: LinkRegional Information
(Our laws, policies and general information.)

Regional Newspaper: LinkThe Absolutionist

Network Interests: LinkGames LinkHoroscopes LinkCartoons LinkYouTube LinkForum

NS Rules: One-Stop Rules Shop

Tags: Neutral, Isolationist, Casual, Large, National Sovereigntist, Anti-Security Council, and Independent.

Regional Power: Very High

Absolution contains 53 nations, the 251st most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Authoritarian in Absolution

World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.

As a region, Absolution is ranked 5,857th in the world for Most Authoritarian.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Virtuous Martial Imperium of BrunovIron Fist Consumerists“With Virtue, To Arms. With Arms, To Glory.”
2.The Federation of GarcumaniaPsychotic Dictatorship“Non Dvcor Dvco”
3.The Dominion of ViikateIron Fist Consumerists“Survival is hewn from the earth.”
4.The Dictatorship of ThekingofopressedpeopleIron Fist Consumerists“I hate my citizens ”
5.The United Federation of KittydisiaPsychotic Dictatorship“In Omnibus, Excedimus”
6.The Dictatorship of HillopFather Knows Best State“In our leader, we believe”
7.The Sadistic Dungeons of Psycho BirdsCorrupt Dictatorship“Like... we care? ”
8.The Imperial Islands of RiechamDemocratic Socialists“As one, or none.”
9.The Gabrielian Matriarchy of EveiaMother Knows Best State“For the Empress”
10.The Socialist Society of FNRVILLEDemocratic Socialists“Alive you work. Dead, you're someone elses problem”

Regional Poll • Enabling The Disabled In Academia

Poll called by The Militaristic Federation of The Sheika

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Regional Happenings


Absolution Regional Message Board

Ask and ye shall receive. Things are looking great so far. At some point I am going to sit down and put the political party settings to use, just need to find time. Shouldn't be too hard, might be tomorrow morning before anybody else is awake.

Thanks Sheika. Regions do post their NSTracker regional page to their WFE and it's always been a kind of bare bones sort of page with just enough to say yeah, it's a regional statistic page. Now, it can give a lot more details depending on their members.

I meant to change over the mapping system today but it didn't happen. It's on the list though. The map section within regional pages now uses the old click to magnify function.

When you watch a YouTube video and you can only think of one nation.

Effulgnce, if you have a large pizza, would you want it cut into eight or twelve slices? You could eat eight but the extra four slices would be a bit too much perhaps, yes?

Have I told you about the cannibals that live in Labrador? Or how the Inuit set tribal elders adrift on the Saskatchewan ice-flows after pelting them with Timbits?

The Incorporated States of Effulgnce wrote:When you watch a YouTube video and you can only think of one nation.

I've never really found out; is she really that ignorant or is it an act?

Idk I hadn't ever seen her before tonight. She reminds me of Jessica Simpson circa Newlyweds.

You don't need to cut my pizza into slices. I'll just fold it in half and eat it like a taco if you let me.

It's an act, they have tons of videos like that, still irritating though.

Those two remind me of the time I said to my Cousin "What is a God". He didn't hear it as a statement but rather a question and proceeded to explain to me the philosophy on the makeup of a God. I then said, "his name is What" and followed with "What is his name". For ten minutes, I had him doing an Abbott and Costello routine without actually knowing it. I was mildly entertained.

* Places a plate, knife and fork in front of Effulgnce along with a large soy milk, vegetarian pizza. *

Well, we now know that our combined military strength is 3,106,532,000 and FNRVILLE has the largest military at 144,661,000. Extreme.

Unikon has the best exchange rate at 1 D$ = NS$ 2.00. It's safe to say they can trade with anyone here and still come out ahead.

A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."

"Because of The long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullsh**ing me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well... You started it."

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