Absolution
WA Delegate: 
The Militaristic Federation of The Sheika (elected )
Founder: 
The Founding Nation of Assorro
Tags: Neutral, Isolationist, Casual, Large, National Sovereigntist, Anti-Security Council, and Independent.
Regional Power: Very High
Absolution contains 53 nations, the 251st most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Authoritarian in Absolution
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
As a region, Absolution is ranked 5,857th in the world for Most Authoritarian.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Virtuous Martial Imperium of Brunov | Iron Fist Consumerists | “With Virtue, To Arms. With Arms, To Glory.” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of Garcumania | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Non Dvcor Dvco” | |
| 3. |  The Dominion of Viikate | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Survival is hewn from the earth.” | |
| 4. |  The Dictatorship of Thekingofopressedpeople | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I hate my citizens ” | |
| 5. |  The United Federation of Kittydisia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “In Omnibus, Excedimus” | |
| 6. |  The Dictatorship of Hillop | Father Knows Best State | “In our leader, we believe” | |
| 7. |  The Sadistic Dungeons of Psycho Birds | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Like... we care? ” | |
| 8. |  The Imperial Islands of Riecham | Democratic Socialists | “As one, or none.” | |
| 9. |  The Gabrielian Matriarchy of Eveia | Mother Knows Best State | “For the Empress” | |
| 10. |  The Socialist Society of FNRVILLE | Democratic Socialists | “Alive you work. Dead, you're someone elses problem” |
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Regional Poll • Enabling The Disabled In Academia
Summary • WA • Influence • Population • Voters
Poll called by 
The Militaristic Federation of The Sheika
Voting opened 2 days 12 hours ago and will close . Open to residents. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.
Regional Happenings
- : Vairaland ceased to exist.
- : The Militaristic Federation of The Sheika created a new regional poll: "Enabling The Disabled In Academia".
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The Community of Cambramarch arrived from The Communist Bloc.
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The Rogue Nation of Useless Utilities arrived from Osiris.
- : The Grand Duchy of Bumblebop arrived from Lazarus.
- : Centralis-trustia ceased to exist.
- : Hodorus ceased to exist.
- : Drushinderic ceased to exist.
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The Principality of Brestonia arrived from Central Eastern Europe.
- : The Principality of Brestonia departed this region for United Nations of Europe.
Absolution Regional Message Board
Loading...Ask and ye shall receive. Things are looking great so far. At some point I am going to sit down and put the political party settings to use, just need to find time. Shouldn't be too hard, might be tomorrow morning before anybody else is awake.
Thanks Sheika. Regions do post their NSTracker regional page to their WFE and it's always been a kind of bare bones sort of page with just enough to say yeah, it's a regional statistic page. Now, it can give a lot more details depending on their members.
I meant to change over the mapping system today but it didn't happen. It's on the list though. The map section within regional pages now uses the old click to magnify function.
When you watch a YouTube video and you can only think of one nation.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Rdz3hNW7d2w
Effulgnce, if you have a large pizza, would you want it cut into eight or twelve slices? You could eat eight but the extra four slices would be a bit too much perhaps, yes?
Have I told you about the cannibals that live in Labrador? Or how the Inuit set tribal elders adrift on the Saskatchewan ice-flows after pelting them with Timbits?
I've never really found out; is she really that ignorant or is it an act?
Idk I hadn't ever seen her before tonight. She reminds me of Jessica Simpson circa Newlyweds.
You don't need to cut my pizza into slices. I'll just fold it in half and eat it like a taco if you let me.
It's an act, they have tons of videos like that, still irritating though.
Those two remind me of the time I said to my Cousin "What is a God". He didn't hear it as a statement but rather a question and proceeded to explain to me the philosophy on the makeup of a God. I then said, "his name is What" and followed with "What is his name". For ten minutes, I had him doing an Abbott and Costello routine without actually knowing it. I was mildly entertained.
* Places a plate, knife and fork in front of Effulgnce along with a large soy milk, vegetarian pizza. *
A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
He marched up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing." The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2012 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes."
"Because of The long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullsh**ing me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well... You started it."
