Population | 27.525 billion |
Capital | Unikon City |
Leader | Hammerhead |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Lion |
The Republic of Unikon is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hammerhead with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 27.525 billion Unikonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unikon City. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Unikonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,039 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 328,418 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
A video of Hammerhead wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, and there's never enough space in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unikon's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Unikon is ranked 3,141st in the world and 3rd in Absolution for Most Cultured, scoring 212 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Unikon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in Unikon, there's never enough space in space.
- : Unikon voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Following new legislation in Unikon, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
- : Following new legislation in Unikon, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
- : Following new legislation in Unikon, a video of Hammerhead wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
- : Unikon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Unikon voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Following new legislation in Unikon, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
- : Following new legislation in Unikon, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Riecham.