by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 1,947thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,402ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,171st
The Founding Nation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Semper Paratus Pro Patria
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population31.888 billion

AnimalGarden Gnome

The Founding Nation of Assorro is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 31.888 billion Assorrotarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Industry and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.7%.

The powerhouse Assorrotarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,398 trillion Pantomimes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 75,210 Pantomimes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,411 per year while the poor average 20,767, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Assorro's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, Red Cross demand for body bags are rising while sutures are decreasing, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and a spate of enforced closures has left 'Government FM' as the nation's only radio station. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Assorro's national animal is the Garden Gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Assorro is ranked 130,068th in the world and 16th in Absolution for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,213.18 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Populations: 1,947thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,402ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,171stMost Influential: 6,207thHighest Economic Output: 6,621stMost Stationary: 8,960thSafest: 9,076thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 14,307thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,873rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,237thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,258thHighest Drug Use: 20,123rd
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the region

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