The Property of Looters Anonymous is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.892 billion Looters Anonymousians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 33.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Looters Anonymousian economy, worth 642 trillion crowbars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. Average income is 32,305 crowbars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Most academic research has ground to a halt, nude art is becoming wildly popular, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Looters Anonymous's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Looters Anonymous is ranked 56,590^th in the world and 5^th in Absolution for Most Armed, with 0.93 Weapons Per Person.