Population | 27.991 billion |
Capital | Empyrean |
Leader | Adjudicators of Consecration |
Faith | Transhumanism |
Currency | Cyberpeso |
Animal | Human |
The Celestial Collective of Mexican Liberation is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Adjudicators of Consecration with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.991 billion Liberationists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Empyrean. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Liberationist economy, worth an astonishing 11,327 trillion Cyberpesoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 404,693 Cyberpesoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, one can wake up in Mexican Liberation and have breakfast in Bigtopia, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime is totally unknown. Mexican Liberation's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Transhumanism.
Mexican Liberation is ranked 20th in the world and 1st in Absolution for Most Cultured, scoring 1,283 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Mexican Liberation, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
- : Following new legislation in Mexican Liberation, the government offers gay men mildly offensive tips on how to pass as straight.
- : Following new legislation in Mexican Liberation, one can wake up in Mexican Liberation and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Mexican Liberation, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
- : Following new legislation in Mexican Liberation, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
- : Mexican Liberation voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Mexican Liberation was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Following new legislation in Mexican Liberation, Adjudicators of Consecration can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
- : Following new legislation in Mexican Liberation, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in Mexican Liberation, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.