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Highest Crime Rates: 212thMost Rebellious Youth: 230thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 237th
The Biker Gangs of
Anarchy
United in independence.
Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Gaspacia

Population27.991 billion

CapitalUnderneath
LeaderPatches

CurrencyMark
Animalhawk

The Biker Gangs of Gaspacia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Patches with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.991 billion Gaspacians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, although Education, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underneath. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gaspacian economy, worth a remarkable 7,835 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 279,925 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Patches is quite hard to get a hold of, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, and behind every local dictator is a Gaspacian advisor whispering in their ear. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Gaspacia's national animal is the hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gaspacia is ranked 307,271st in the world and 23rd in Absolution for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.97 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Crime Rates: 212thMost Rebellious Youth: 230thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 237thMost Armed: 255thRudest Citizens: 280thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 423rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 430thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 519thFattest Citizens: 540thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 772ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 793rdLargest Insurance Industry: 857thLargest Retail Industry: 858thMost Stationary: 1,051stMost Avoided: 1,202ndHighest Economic Output: 1,444thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,173rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,322ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,901stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,934thMost Influential: 3,025thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,215thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,525thHighest Average Incomes: 3,632ndHighest Drug Use: 4,391stSmartest Citizens: 4,850thMost Cultured: 5,451stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,473rdLargest Populations: 5,517thLargest Mining Sector: 5,882ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,580thMost Inclusive: 7,643rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,821stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,199thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,262ndHighest Food Quality: 10,840thMost Efficient Economies: 10,933rdTop
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Nudest: 16,304thMost Secular: 21,075thLargest Black Market: 22,834thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 28,622nd
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gaspacia, behind every local dictator is a Gaspacian advisor whispering in their ear.
  • : Gaspacia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Following new legislation in Gaspacia, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
  • : Gaspacia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
  • : Following new legislation in Gaspacia, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaspacia, Patches is quite hard to get a hold of.
  • : Gaspacia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Gaspacia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
  • : Following new legislation in Gaspacia, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaspacia, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.

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