Population | 27.991 billion |
Capital | Underneath |
Leader | Patches |
Currency | Mark |
Animal | hawk |
The Biker Gangs of Gaspacia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Patches with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.991 billion Gaspacians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, although Education, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underneath. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Gaspacian economy, worth a remarkable 7,835 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 279,925 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
Patches is quite hard to get a hold of, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar, and behind every local dictator is a Gaspacian advisor whispering in their ear. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Gaspacia's national animal is the hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Gaspacia is ranked 307,271st in the world and 23rd in Absolution for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.97 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gaspacia, behind every local dictator is a Gaspacian advisor whispering in their ear.
- : Gaspacia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Following new legislation in Gaspacia, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
- : Gaspacia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Following new legislation in Gaspacia, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Following new legislation in Gaspacia, Patches is quite hard to get a hold of.
- : Gaspacia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Gaspacia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Following new legislation in Gaspacia, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
- : Following new legislation in Gaspacia, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Mexican Liberation, Freeoplis, Riecham, and Unikon.