The Oriental Christian Dominion of Prestyr John is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Prestyr John with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 7.75 billion subjects of Prestyr John, 7.375 billion of whom are zombies, are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Johannian economy, worth 904 trillion golden ingots a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,284 golden ingots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, Prestyr John has designated Prestyr John City as its capital city, Assyrian Church of the East has been named as Prestyr John's national religion, and Prestyr John has just been declared ruler of Prestyr John in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Prestyr John's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Assyrian Church of the East.

Prestyr John is ranked 37,823^rd in the world and 5^th in Bus Stop for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 856.71 on the Clooney Contribution Index.