The Oriental Christian Dominion of Prestyr John is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The cynical, devout population of 22.714 billion subjects of Prestyr John are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Johannian economy, worth 731 trillion golden ingots a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 32,222 golden ingots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, child labor has been outlawed, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Prestyr John's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Prestyr John is ranked 51,683^rd in the world and 3^rd in Bus Stop for Most Corrupt Governments, with 37.49 kickbacks per hour.