The Night's Plutonian Shore of Ostrovskiy is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Pirvo II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.785 billion Ostrovskians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alkira. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ostrovskian economy, worth a remarkable 3,128 trillion velsons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 211,580 velsons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pirvo II reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, the government is chasing the gold at the end of the rainbow, nothing is beneath the government after it has extracted all the oil, and consuming chocolate is the fourth step of the scientific method (Ostrovskiy has found 9 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Ostrovskiy's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kami'n.

Ostrovskiy is ranked 1,219^th in the world and 5^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Developed, scoring 98.4 on the Human Development Index.