The Draconian tribe of Thepeopl is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Willow Mynah with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, vat-grown people, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.262 billion Thepeoplians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense isn't funded at all. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Thepeoplian economy, worth a remarkable 1,792 trillion Loves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 246,831 Loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, devotion to God is only skin-deep, and a shocking number of government bills get lost in committee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thepeopl's national animal is the Capucin monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thepeopl is ranked 87,854^th in the world and 2,101^st in the Rejected Realms for Highest Drug Use, scoring 78.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.