The Matriarchy of Thepeopl is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.156 billion Thepeoplians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Thepeoplian economy, worth 134 trillion Loves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 116,758 Loves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fattest folk in Thepeopl look to be the happiest ones, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thepeopl's national animal is the Capucin monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thepeopl is ranked 38,582^nd in the world and 1,606^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Drug Use, scoring 87.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.