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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,234thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,850thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,280th
The Mad with Love Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We're not crazy, are we?
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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PsychoPantachy

Population2.826 billion

CapitalPsychotopia
LeaderRa Ra Rasputin
FaithSocialism

CurrencyDrugs
AnimalUnicorn

The Mad with Love Nation of PsychoPantachy is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ra Ra Rasputin with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.826 billion PsychoPantachians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psychotopia. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PsychoPantachyian economy, worth 508 trillion Drugs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 179,775 Drugs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PsychoPantachy's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Socialism.

PsychoPantachy is ranked 203,241st in the world and 8,201st in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 36.88 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,234thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,850thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,280thMost Influential: 4,652ndMost Developed: 5,629thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,061stMost Efficient Economies: 6,061stLowest Crime Rates: 6,188thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,599thLargest Governments: 6,730thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,732ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,033rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,505thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,913thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,153rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,156thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,218thSmartest Citizens: 8,256thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,332ndHighest Average Incomes: 8,428thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,634thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,969thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,133rdMost Cultured: 9,287thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,657thTop
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Largest Black Market: 10,866thHealthiest Citizens: 11,001stMost Secular: 11,389thMost Inclusive: 12,122ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,183rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,520thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,391stLargest Welfare Programs: 15,022ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,372ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,548thMost Authoritarian: 18,639thBest Weather: 19,989th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 109th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 168th in the regionLargest Governments: 169th in the regionMost Developed: 172nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 181st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 194th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 203rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 207th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 211th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 216th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 224th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 240th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 247th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 249th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 249th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 250th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 256th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 261st in the regionMost Cultured: 264th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 277th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 289th in the regionLargest Black Market: 294th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 313th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 322nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 331st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 377th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 397th in the regionMost Secular: 404th in the regionMost Inclusive: 411th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 427th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 450th in the regionMost Influential: 516th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 535th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 643rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 647th in the regionBest Weather: 666th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 705th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 760th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 795th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : PsychoPantachy was endorsed by The Republic of Catillos.
  • : PsychoPantachy was endorsed by The Empire of B H A R A T.
  • : PsychoPantachy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in PsychoPantachy, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in PsychoPantachy, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
  • : PsychoPantachy was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in PsychoPantachy, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
  • : PsychoPantachy was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in PsychoPantachy, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in PsychoPantachy, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.

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