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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 156th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 436th Most Subsidized Industry: 2,054th
The Archontia of
Father Knows Best State
Η Αλήθεια θα Επικρατήσει
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population10.112 billion

LeaderArchon Kastonis


The Archontia of Ikania is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Archon Kastonis with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.112 billion Ikanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xarchopolis. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ikanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,048 trillion drachmas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is an impressive 103,646 drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Xarchopolis Natural History Museum, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos, and the nation's new monarch embarrasses himself during state visits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ikania's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Meuz-Nikarei.

Ikania is ranked 177,401st in the world and 8,412th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -16.55 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 156thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 436thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,054thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,155thLowest Crime Rates: 3,899thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,909thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,466thSafest: 4,487thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,858thLargest Governments: 6,390thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,881stTop
Most Pacifist: 10,305thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,417thHighest Economic Output: 11,100thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,777thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,095thMost Efficient Economies: 15,757thLargest Populations: 16,131stMost Developed: 16,225thMost Devout: 16,755th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 85th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 97th in the regionSafest: 106th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 107th in the regionLargest Governments: 129th in the regionLargest Populations: 130th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 173rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 197th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 259th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 288th in the regionMost Pacifist: 298th in the regionLargest Black Market: 322nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 356th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 402nd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 444th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 547th in the regionMost Devout: 658th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 715th in the regionMost Influential: 737th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 766th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ikania resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Ikania changed its national animal to "lion", its capital to "Xarchopolis", its currency to "drachma", its leader to "Archon Kastonis", its motto to "Η Αλήθεια θα Επικρατήσει", and its nation type to "Archontia".
  • : Ikania altered its national flag.
  • : Ikania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Sustainable Timber".
  • : Ikania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Ikania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Westphalia".
  • : Ikania was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Survivoristan.
  • : Ikania endorsed The Zap that Spam ⚡ of Aeneas Prime.
  • : Ikania was endorsed by The Zap that Spam ⚡ of Aeneas Prime.
  • : Ikania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Texas".


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