The Most Serene Republic of Coldomamadaqua is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 297 million Coldomamadaquans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Coldomamadaquan economy, worth 20.0 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,299 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, public nudity is compulsory, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coldomamadaqua's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Coldomamadaqua is ranked 176,912^th in the world and 914^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 128.3 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.