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Most Efficient Economies: 899th Most Developed: 1,634th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,690th
The United people and nation of
Democratic Socialists
voux jonre voux populi
sri agus didik dwiantoro ruler of jonre
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Officer of the Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The United people and nation of Jonre is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by sri agus didik dwiantoro ruler of jonre with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.382 billion marhaens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of puri kartanagari. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jonrean economy, worth a remarkable 2,947 trillion peraks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 179,911 peraks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonre's national animal is the sea flying fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is budha siwa.

Jonre is ranked 155,901st in the world and 8th in MARHAENISME for The World for Most Primitive, scoring -327.54 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Efficient Economies: 899thTop
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Most Developed: 1,634thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,690thLowest Crime Rates: 1,716thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,781stLargest Governments: 2,073rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,119thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,165thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,171stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,208thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,274thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,449thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,457thHighest Economic Output: 2,478thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,636thMost Cultured: 2,915thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,948thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,450thSmartest Citizens: 3,687thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,644thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,234thLargest Populations: 5,586thHealthiest Citizens: 5,821stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,976thHighest Average Incomes: 6,571stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,463rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,164thMost Pacifist: 10,051stMost Inclusive: 11,621stSafest: 13,139th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jonre, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Jonre, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in Jonre, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Jonre, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Jonre, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • : Following new legislation in Jonre, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Following new legislation in Jonre, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Following new legislation in Jonre, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jonre, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • : Following new legislation in Jonre, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.

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