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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd Largest Black Market: 184th Most Advanced Public Transport: 297th
The Getting screamed at by a SGT of
Democratic Socialists
Noush Nawiktya Almazira!
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Wolflandil

Population11.03 billion

CapitalLuneii
LeaderThe Almaz Council
FaithWolfic Orthodox

CurrencyWolfic Novae
AnimalRoyal Eagle

The Getting screamed at by a SGT of Wolflandil is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Almaz Council with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.03 billion Wolfics are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luneii. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfic economy, worth a remarkable 3,793 trillion Wolfic Novaes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 343,934 Wolfic Novaes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, and nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wolflandil's national animal is the Royal Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Wolfic Orthodox.

Wolflandil is ranked 152,089th in the world and 18th in Imperium of the Wolf for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 31 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 33rdLargest Black Market: 184thMost Advanced Public Transport: 297thHighest Poor Incomes: 334thMost Advanced Public Education: 497thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 559thMost Corrupt Governments: 596thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 761stMost Subsidized Industry: 931stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 961stHighest Average Incomes: 1,000thLargest Governments: 1,335thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,390thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,431stTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,814thMost Inclusive: 1,999thHighest Economic Output: 2,253rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,616thMost Cultured: 2,777thLowest Crime Rates: 2,896thMost Efficient Economies: 3,637thMost Developed: 4,209thRudest Citizens: 4,787thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,415thSmartest Citizens: 5,903rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,320thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,569thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,605thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,028thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 8,050thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,546thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,684thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,313thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,402nd
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Wolflandil's influence in Imperium of the Wolf fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : Wolflandil's influence in Imperium of the Wolf rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Wolflandil lodged a message on the Imperium of the Wolf Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolflandil, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolflandil, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets.
  • : Wolflandil changed its national nation type to "Getting screamed at by a SGT".
  • : Wolflandil lodged a message on the Imperium of the Wolf Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolflandil, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolflandil, academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Wolflandil, bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons.

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