The Towa Republic of Vape of Good Hope is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 9.711 billion Vape of Good Hopeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kenzoku City. The average income tax rate is 82.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Vape of Good Hopean economy, worth a remarkable 1,786 trillion ₿ibis a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 183,979 ₿ibis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors, the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts, and where your food came from is an unknowable mystery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vape of Good Hope's national animal is the Bibi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Church of Towa.

Vape of Good Hope is ranked 57,859^th in the world and 4^th in Holocons for Highest Drug Use, scoring 91.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.