The Autonomous City State of Cutias is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Marcus Nery with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.238 billion Cutisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paca Tatu. The average income tax rate is 50.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Cutiasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,487 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 238,471 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Cutias, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Cutias, and going on a diet invalidates your passport. Crime is totally unknown. Cutias's national animal is the Cutia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Intelligent design.

Cutias is ranked 50,584^th in the world and 109^th in Europeia for Nudest, with 207.75 cheeks per square mile.