by Max Barry

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Maowi was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 367
Largest Welfare Programs: 363rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 367thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 640th
The Supine Socialist Slothland of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Lethargy, Languor, Laziness!
Josef Slothlin
Vice Chancellor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population8.474 billion

CapitalBradypus City
LeaderJosef Slothlin


The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Josef Slothlin with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.474 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 138,359 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If they thought anyone would listen the older generation would likely say that nobody listens to them any more, Josef Slothlin is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, and Maowese refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 19,776th in the world and 155th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.26 law-abiding acts per hour.

Largest Welfare Programs: 363rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 367thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 640thMost Influential: 1,070thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,071stMost Pacifist: 1,225thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,267thNicest Citizens: 1,279thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,381stHighest Drug Use: 1,663rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,689thMost Inclusive: 1,761stBest Weather: 1,826thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,046thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,227thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,265thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,323rdHighest Food Quality: 2,452ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,695thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 3,414thMost Cultured: 3,459thLargest Governments: 4,147thSafest: 4,427thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,072ndRudest Citizens: 5,509thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,571stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,835thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,218thMost Developed: 8,666thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,833rdNudest: 12,255thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,924thSmartest Citizens: 13,439thMost Efficient Economies: 13,730thHealthiest Citizens: 13,943rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 15,329thLowest Crime Rates: 19,776thHighest Economic Output: 20,229thHighest Average Incomes: 20,613thMost Secular: 20,654thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,996thMost Politically Free: 29,790th
Highest Drug Use: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionNudest: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 30th in the regionMost Politically Free: 34th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionRudest Citizens: 36th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 39th in the regionSafest: 42nd in the regionLargest Governments: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 61st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 66th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 74th in the regionMost Influential: 75th in the region

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