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Maowi was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 367
Largest Welfare Programs: 383rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 424thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 897th
The Supine Socialist Slothland of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Lethargy, Languor, Laziness!
Josef Slothlin
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Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Maowi

Population5.746 billion

CapitalBradypus City
LeaderJosef Slothlin

Currencytoenail
Animalsloth

The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Josef Slothlin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.746 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth 772 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 134,437 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When their backs are against the walls Maowese look out for gay men, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, Maowese politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Maowi has found 7 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 211,765th in the world and 829th in Europeia for Most Authoritarian, with 188.09 milliStalins.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 383rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 424thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 897thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 956thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,045thNicest Citizens: 1,064thMost Pacifist: 1,137thMost Inclusive: 1,480thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,543rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,567thBest Weather: 1,846thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,860thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,975thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,239thHighest Food Quality: 2,247thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,256thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,305thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,554thMost Influential: 2,773rdSafest: 3,003rdMost Cultured: 3,304thLargest Governments: 4,228thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,918thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,053rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,427thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,179thRudest Citizens: 7,639thMost Developed: 8,385thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,527thNudest: 9,537thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,212thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 12,294thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,324thHealthiest Citizens: 14,514thMost Efficient Economies: 15,940thMost Politically Free: 16,776thLowest Crime Rates: 17,193rdMost Secular: 17,364thHighest Average Incomes: 18,374thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,978thHighest Drug Use: 23,755th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 29th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionSafest: 34th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 34th in the regionNudest: 37th in the regionMost Cultured: 41st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 56th in the regionRudest Citizens: 58th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 61st in the regionMost Extreme: 61st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 74th in the region

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