by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 447thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 704thMost Valuable International Artwork: 856th
The Supine Socialist Slothland of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Lethargy, Languor, Laziness!
Josef Slothlin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.855 billion

CapitalBradypus City
LeaderJosef Slothlin


The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Josef Slothlin with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.855 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth 355 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 124,373 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 44,124th in the world and 278th in Europeia for Highest Economic Output, with 355 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Welfare Programs: 447thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 704thMost Valuable International Artwork: 856thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,019thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,069thNicest Citizens: 1,079thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,254thMost Pacifist: 1,285thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,443rdMost Inclusive: 1,522ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,684thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,705thBest Weather: 1,901stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,161stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,334thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,577thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,710thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,047thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,095thSafest: 3,290thMost Cultured: 3,798thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,266thRudest Citizens: 4,778thLargest Governments: 5,174thMost Influential: 5,759thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,850thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,717thMost Secular: 7,809thMost Developed: 8,957thNudest: 9,104thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,219thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,482ndMost Politically Free: 12,537thSmartest Citizens: 13,626thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,423rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,894thHealthiest Citizens: 16,366thMost Efficient Economies: 16,379thHighest Average Incomes: 20,818thLowest Crime Rates: 21,425th
Largest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 28th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 34th in the regionRudest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45th in the regionSafest: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 46th in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionNudest: 53rd in the regionLargest Governments: 58th in the regionMost Secular: 79th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 87th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 98th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Developed: 118th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 145th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 163rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 167th in the region

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