The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Josef Slothlin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.746 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth 772 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 134,437 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
When their backs are against the walls Maowese look out for gay men, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, Maowese politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (Maowi has found 7 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Maowi endorsed The United States of Turpotia.
- : Maowi was endorsed by The United States of Turpotia.
- : Maowi endorsed The Catochristoferson WA Puppet of Cato2.
- : Maowi was endorsed by The Catochristoferson WA Puppet of Cato2.
- : Maowi endorsed The Democratic Republic of Vatinland.
- : Maowi endorsed The People's Republic of Spartacistan.
- : Maowi endorsed The Spooky Scary Democracy of Terra Potestatem.
- : Maowi was endorsed by The Spooky Scary Democracy of Terra Potestatem.
- : Maowi endorsed The Free Land of Tsiamuns Velleniouss.
- : Maowi was endorsed by The Free Land of Tsiamuns Velleniouss.
Endorsements Received: 43 » Primorye Oblast, Le Libertia, Raghallaigh, Poulton-with-Fearnhead, Penlopa, Deliber, Poquaoi, Mancheseva City, Arvigiel, Pirataria, The Great Sunderlanian Empirical Rule, Tital Mania, The Pacific Caliphate, RdTarigan, The Regime of TigerStar, Free Rosabell, Kingdom of Stargard, New Mercia and Helena, Brickfield, Alpha and Delta Pact, Zogos, Foril, The Nation of the People of the Nation, Rixia, Echo V, Gaudosia, Paulotzia, Almendron, Estingberg, Ashes And Brimstone, Blood Moor, German Galicia, China Be Bad, United-Marrshmallows, South Ballstonland, Solisvia Kast, Polgaria, Ganud, The United Peoples of Centrism, Tsiamuns Velleniouss, Terra Potestatem, Cato2, and Turpotia.