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Highest Drug Use: 2,322nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,360th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,886th
The Free Land of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Free as a high sloth
Influence
Squire
Minister of the WA
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Maowi

Population399 million

CapitalBradypus City

Currencytoenail
Animalsloth

The Free Land of Maowi is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 399 million Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Maowese economy, worth 23.3 trillion toenails a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,353 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 13,122nd in the world and 16th in South Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 159.56 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 2,322ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,360thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,886thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,322ndMost Rebellious Youth: 7,515thNicest Citizens: 7,883rdTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 9,097thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,147thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,278thMost Pacifist: 9,814thBest Weather: 10,014thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,491stSafest: 11,511thMost Inclusive: 13,122ndMost Devout: 14,297thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,190thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,661stMost Cultured: 16,023rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,112th
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Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionSafest: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Maowi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Maowi voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Severisen".
  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, all the playground's a stage for Maowese schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Maowese.
  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Maowi, builders across Maowi are blocked up with orders for new public loos.

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