by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 378thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 432ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 932nd
The Supine Socialist Slothland of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Lethargy, Languor, Laziness!
Josef Slothlin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.736 billion

CapitalBradypus City
LeaderJosef Slothlin


The Supine Socialist Slothland of Maowi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Josef Slothlin with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.736 billion Maowese hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradypus City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Maowese economy, worth 631 trillion toenails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 133,369 toenails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A government program is underway to revitalize Maowi's beaches, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and the big red machine has ground to a halt. Crime is totally unknown. Maowi's national animal is the sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Maowi is ranked 72,987th in the world and 262nd in Europeia for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 161,248 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Welfare Programs: 378thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 432ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 932ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 935thMost Compassionate Citizens: 975thNicest Citizens: 1,001stMost Pacifist: 1,067thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,155thMost Inclusive: 1,390thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,503rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,510thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,591stBest Weather: 1,767thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,187thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,271stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,284thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,573rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,768thSafest: 2,906thMost Influential: 3,030thMost Cultured: 3,358thLargest Governments: 4,167thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,734thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,259thRudest Citizens: 7,192ndMost Developed: 8,468thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,899thNudest: 10,320thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 12,630thSmartest Citizens: 12,936thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,037thHealthiest Citizens: 15,258thMost Efficient Economies: 15,276thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,782ndLowest Crime Rates: 18,191stMost Secular: 18,592ndHighest Average Incomes: 18,669thMost Politically Free: 18,810thHighest Drug Use: 22,374th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionBest Weather: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionNudest: 32nd in the regionSafest: 33rd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 43rd in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 45th in the regionRudest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 57th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 66th in the region

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