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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th Largest Retail Industry: 9th Most Corrupt Governments: 12th
The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of
Capitalist Paradise
In J.R. We Trust
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Ewing Oil Co

Population22.027 billion

CapitalDallas
LeaderJohn Ross Ewing Jr
Faiththe Holy Capitalism

CurrencyPetrodollar
AnimalBudweiser Ferret

The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by John Ross Ewing Jr with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.027 billion Oilers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Oiler economy, worth an astonishing 16,884 trillion Petrodollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 766,523 Petrodollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,091,525 per year while the poor average 75,423, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Vehicular homicide by Oiler ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ewing Oil Co's national animal is the Budweiser Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Capitalism.

Ewing Oil Co is ranked 38th in the world and 1st in Texas for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 36,907.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thLargest Retail Industry: 9thMost Corrupt Governments: 12thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16thFattest Citizens: 19thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31stRudest Citizens: 32ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 32ndHighest Average Incomes: 33rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 36thLargest Insurance Industry: 38thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 38thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 42ndMost Avoided: 45thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 46thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 66thLargest Gambling Industry: 76thHighest Economic Output: 76thLargest Mining Sector: 114thLargest Agricultural Sector: 141stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 161stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 246thMost Armed: 615thMost Stationary: 628thMost Influential: 671stLargest Publishing Industry: 764thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,042ndMost Secular: 1,467thLargest Governments: 1,512thSmartest Citizens: 1,596thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,979thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,164thLargest Populations: 3,213thLargest Black Market: 3,419thLowest Crime Rates: 3,520thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,897thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,297thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,521stMost Primitive: 8,127thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 9,208thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,659thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,772ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,471st
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites.
  • : Ewing Oil Co was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, vehicular homicide by Oiler ambassadors is a leading cause of death throughout the world's capital cities.
  • : Ewing Oil Co voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protection of Biomedical Research"".
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Ewing Oil Co, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.

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