The Bernie Rally of Indian Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Malthe Hjorth with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.547 billion Empireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Povlsen. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,431 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,155 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, the nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, and astronauts take one small step for Indian Empire and one giant step backward from confrontation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indian Empire's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Indian Empire is ranked 171,128^th in the world and 195^th in Texas for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -22.11 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.