The Wii Sports Resort of Indian Empire is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Juan Rodriguez with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.878 billion Empireans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Povlsen. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 3,379 trillion Kroner a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,996 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All recreational drugs are legal, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indian Empire's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Indian Empire is ranked 31,487^th in the world and 10^th in Texas for Most Income Equality, scoring 70.51 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.