The Constitutional Republic of Indian Empire is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Malthe Hjorth with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.826 billion Empireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Povlsen. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,645 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,182 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, the nation excels at displacement, sausages are seldomly seen in the supermarket, and couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indian Empire's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Indian Empire is ranked 148,233^rd in the world and 145^th in Texas for Most Pro-Market, scoring 29 on the Rand Index.