The March Madness of Indian Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Malthe Hjorth with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, parental licensing program, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.985 billion Empireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Povlsen. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,160 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,368 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, halberds are common 18th birthday presents, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indian Empire's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Indian Empire is ranked 1,831^st in the world and 6^th in Texas for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 12,538.26 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.