The Tiger Woods of Indian Empire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Malthe Hjorth with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.909 billion Empireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Povlsen. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,979 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,184 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Malthe Hjorth Pics" has made Malthe Hjorth's mom a celebrity, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Empirean airwaves, folk are absolutely certain that you can never be absolutely certain, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indian Empire's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Indian Empire is ranked 1,459^th in the world and 4^th in Texas for Best Weather, with 480 Meters Of Sunlight.