The Kentucky Football of Indian Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Malthe Hjorth with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.588 billion Empireans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Povlsen. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,090 trillion Kroner a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,086 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many suspect the government "doth protest too much" with their curiously specific denials of conspiracy theories, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens, and civil servants are no longer allowed to cross their t's. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indian Empire's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Indian Empire is ranked 159,278^th in the world and 171^st in Texas for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 20.19 on the Bus Surprisal Index.