The Phil Mickelson of Indian Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Juan Rodriguez with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.834 billion Empireans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Povlsen. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,980 trillion Kroner a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 167,146 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, and class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indian Empire's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Indian Empire is ranked 5,519^th in the world and 7^th in Texas for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 9,851.21 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.