The Galactic Muppets of Darth Kermit is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 23.473 billion Galactic Muppets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 62.8%.

The Darth Kermitian economy, worth 576 trillion puppet dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is 24,539 puppet dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The muppet is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darth Kermit's national animal is the muppet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darth Kermit is ranked 94,766^th in the world and 78^th in Texas for Most Authoritarian, with 0.12 Stalins.