by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 2,175th Most Influential: 2,387th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,990th
The Galactic Muppets of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Darth Kermit

Population26.542 billion

CurrencyGreen Back

The Galactic Muppets of Darth Kermit is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, devout population of 26.542 billion Galactic Muppets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 28.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Darth Kermitian economy, worth 667 trillion Green Backs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 25,136 Green Backs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The muppet is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darth Kermit's national animal is the muppet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darth Kermit is ranked 156,692nd in the world and 141st in Texas for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 2,175thMost Influential: 2,387thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,990thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,231stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,544thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,376thBest Weather: 9,699thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,719thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,666thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,033rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » NewTexas, Greater United Texas, Studly Penguins, United States of Woodward, Indian Empire, Safj, and Tishanda.

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