The Galactic Muppets of Darth Kermit is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 38.153 billion Galactic Muppets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darth Kermitian economy, worth a remarkable 2,160 trillion Green Backs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,632 Green Backs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has completely eliminated all childcare programs, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darth Kermit's national animal is the muppet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darth Kermit is ranked 35,902^nd in the world and 19^th in Texas for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.52 law-abiding acts per hour.