The Galactic Muppets of Darth Kermit is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, devout population of 30.611 billion Galactic Muppets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Darth Kermitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,058 trillion Green Backs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 34,594 Green Backs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The muppet is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darth Kermit's national animal is the muppet, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darth Kermit is ranked 11,800^th in the world and 19^th in Texas for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.29 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.