The Republic of Lichian is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Benjamin Gillis with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.518 billion Lichians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mhialn. The average income tax rate is 20.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lichian economy, worth a remarkable 3,526 trillion Gold Ducats a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 260,861 Gold Ducats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, and the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear". Crime is totally unknown. Lichian's national animal is the Lothian Ground Llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaeo-Christianity.

Lichian is ranked 3,059^th in the world and 15^th in Texas for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 82.78 Workforce Participation Rate.