Lowest Crime Rates: 208th Most Corrupt Governments: 372nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 472nd
The Galactic Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, vat-grown people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.181 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,774 trillion Reveilles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 295,066 Reveilles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers, cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists, people's charity begins and ends at home, and squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 146,344th in the world and 134th in Texas for Longest Average Lifespans, with 52.33 Years.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 208thMost Corrupt Governments: 372ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 472ndMost Efficient Economies: 521stLargest Governments: 590thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 595thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 630thMost Beautiful Environments: 657thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 721stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 819thHighest Economic Output: 1,012thMost Influential: 1,024thBest Weather: 1,074thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,187thMost Stationary: 1,204thHighest Average Incomes: 1,361stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,569thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,776thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,827thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,110thMost Devout: 2,737thMost Conservative: 2,774thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,805thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,086thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,158thLargest Populations: 5,529thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,551stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,921stMost Authoritarian: 6,147thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,195thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,394thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,132ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,565thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,919thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 8,530thSmartest Citizens: 8,722ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,569thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,321stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,565thMost Developed: 12,685thFattest Citizens: 15,470th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, people's charity begins and ends at home.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Antalia".
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, cops with assault weaponry are forcing their way into private homes to search for terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Gig em Aggiesian Hungry Games.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".

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