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Largest Black Market: 89th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 107th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 136th
The Galactic Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Hullabaloo Caneck Caneck
Regional Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.797 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth a remarkable 6,753 trillion Reveilles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 402,090 Reveilles, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and academics are questioning the quality of the nation's newly-reprinted science textbooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 2,216th in the world and 8th in Texas for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,366.56 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Black Market: 89thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 107thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 136thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 230thMost Subsidized Industry: 294thHighest Average Incomes: 378thMost Corrupt Governments: 385thMost Efficient Economies: 485thHighest Economic Output: 537thLargest Agricultural Sector: 566thMost Beautiful Environments: 728thLowest Crime Rates: 825thLargest Governments: 929thMost Influential: 982ndMost Stationary: 1,046thBest Weather: 1,076thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,227thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,274thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,553rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,609thTop
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Most Conservative: 1,794thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,945thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,131stMost Devout: 2,164thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,181stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,216thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,256thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,262ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,582ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,864thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,981stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,456thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,606thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,695thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,855thLargest Populations: 5,234thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,548thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,553rdSmartest Citizens: 8,773rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 10,210thMost Extreme: 12,986thLargest Retail Industry: 13,069thMost Developed: 13,371st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 24th in the region

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