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Largest Black Market: 80th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 101st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 146th
The Galactic Empire of
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The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.038 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth a remarkable 7,452 trillion Reveilles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 413,160 Reveilles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,169,553 per year while the poor average 116,708, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

The nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, the government is hungry to spread communism beyond the nation's borders, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, and mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Sauroposeidons and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 80th in the world and 1st in Texas for Largest Black Market, with 7,419 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Black Market: 80thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 101stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 146thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 211thMost Subsidized Industry: 310thMost Corrupt Governments: 382ndHighest Average Incomes: 383rdMost Efficient Economies: 469thHighest Economic Output: 480thLargest Agricultural Sector: 709thLowest Crime Rates: 798thMost Beautiful Environments: 803rdLargest Governments: 906thMost Stationary: 969thMost Influential: 1,037thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,083rdBest Weather: 1,102ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,127thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,318thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,473rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,036thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,049thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,055thMost Devout: 2,151stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,188thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,241stMost Conservative: 2,510thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,624thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,695thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,833rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,749thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,665thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,717thLargest Populations: 4,729thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,927thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,111thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,128thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,324thSmartest Citizens: 7,626thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 10,909thLargest Retail Industry: 11,614thMost Developed: 14,023rd
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Conservative: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the region

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