by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 14th Most Influential: 35th
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of
Anarchy
Home of Big Tex! ¿Guacamole con su taco, señor?
Influence
Power
Founder / WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck

NewTexas

Population34.348 billion

CapitalNewAustin
LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco
AnimalArmadillo

The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 34.348 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 13,409 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 390,399 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for NewTexan citizenship in droves, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and large areas of NewTexas are not accessible by the public. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 278th in the world and 4th in Texas for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 86.57 Whatever.

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Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 14thMost Influential: 35thFattest Citizens: 58thLargest Populations: 71stRudest Citizens: 103rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 113thMost Avoided: 134thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 146thLargest Gambling Industry: 148thHighest Economic Output: 151stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 155thLargest Information Technology Sector: 193rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 244thHighest Disposable Incomes: 258thMost Armed: 269thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 278thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 293rdHighest Crime Rates: 313thLargest Mining Sector: 435thHighest Average Incomes: 570thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 603rdLargest Publishing Industry: 695thLargest Retail Industry: 696thMost Cultured: 909thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 925thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,133rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,170thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,505thSmartest Citizens: 1,619thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,658thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,675thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,765thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,520thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,734thMost Politically Free: 4,821stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,880thHighest Drug Use: 5,267thLargest Black Market: 5,852ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,720thTop
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Nudest: 8,344thMost Pro-Market: 10,672ndMost Corrupt Governments: 12,056thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,110th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NewTexas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on International Oil Spills"".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.

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