NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 15th Most Influential: 28th
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of
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Home of Big Tex! ¿Guacamole con su taco, señor?
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The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 30.533 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 12,072 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 395,376 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, Big Tex's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 994th in the world and 9th in Texas for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 75.66 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 15thMost Influential: 28thFattest Citizens: 42ndRudest Citizens: 47thMost Scientifically Advanced: 49thLargest Information Technology Sector: 62ndLargest Populations: 74thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 80thMost Avoided: 103rdLargest Gambling Industry: 108thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 125thHighest Economic Output: 126thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 167thLargest Retail Industry: 178thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 251stMost Armed: 259thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 321stHighest Crime Rates: 336thLargest Mining Sector: 383rdHighest Average Incomes: 389thHighest Poor Incomes: 435thLargest Publishing Industry: 665thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 707thMost Cultured: 748thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 760thMost Cheerful Citizens: 994thSmartest Citizens: 1,163rdLargest Black Market: 1,329thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,405thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,481stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,557thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,165thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,589thMost Politically Free: 3,488thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,631stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,001stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,578thHighest Drug Use: 7,667thNudest: 7,845thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 8,005thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,752ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,022nd
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Anarchestan".
  • : NewTexas endorsed The Galactic Empire of South Aztlan.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Commend The Red Fleet"".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas changed its national motto to "Home of Big Tex! ¿Guacamole con su taco, señor?" and its nation type to "Big Tex Happy Taco Stands".
  • : NewTexas altered its national flag.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Antalia".


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