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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 14th Most Influential: 44th
The HalloweenStates of
Anarchy
Home of Big Freddy Tex!
Influence
Power
Founder / WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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NewTexas

Population36.587 billion

CapitalNewAustin
LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco
AnimalArmadillo

The HalloweenStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 36.587 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 14,331 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 391,710 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence, and interest in globalism never flags. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 928th in the world and 4th in Texas for Most Cultured, scoring 315 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 14thMost Influential: 44thLargest Populations: 58thFattest Citizens: 77thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 114thMost Avoided: 130thLargest Gambling Industry: 137thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 143rdHighest Economic Output: 144thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 158thRudest Citizens: 242ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 247thLargest Information Technology Sector: 248thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 268thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 285thMost Armed: 295thHighest Crime Rates: 316thMost Scientifically Advanced: 327thLargest Mining Sector: 416thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 572ndHighest Average Incomes: 627thLargest Publishing Industry: 657thLargest Retail Industry: 867thMost Cultured: 928thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,042ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,090thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,155thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,402ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,422ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,593rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,598thSmartest Citizens: 1,693rdTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,394thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,452ndLargest Black Market: 3,384thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,311thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,685thNudest: 6,829thMost Politically Free: 7,008thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,271stTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,414thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,659thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,775th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NewTexas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas changed its national motto to "Home of Big Freddy Tex!".
  • : NewTexas altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : NewTexas rejected a request from The Allied Powers for an embassy with Texas.
  • : NewTexas rejected a request from Dolla Holla for an embassy with Texas.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.

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