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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 15th Most Influential: 34th
The Thanksgiving Nation of
Anarchy
Home of the Big Tex Turkeys!
Influence
Power
Founder / WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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NewTexas

Population34.545 billion

CapitalNewAustin
LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyTurkey Taco
AnimalTurkey

The Thanksgiving Nation of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 34.545 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 13,487 trillion Turkey Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 390,421 Turkey Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone hates people who encourage hate, Big Tex is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Turkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 143rd in the world and 3rd in Texas for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 35,208.66 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 15thMost Influential: 34thFattest Citizens: 57thLargest Populations: 65thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 108thRudest Citizens: 123rdMost Avoided: 129thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 143rdLargest Gambling Industry: 150thHighest Economic Output: 152ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 152ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 194thMost Scientifically Advanced: 249thHighest Disposable Incomes: 255thMost Armed: 278thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 285thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 289thHighest Crime Rates: 316thLargest Mining Sector: 435thHighest Average Incomes: 570thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 595thLargest Publishing Industry: 697thLargest Retail Industry: 737thMost Cultured: 899thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 965thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,120thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,172ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,442ndSmartest Citizens: 1,614thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,650thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,663rdTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1,741stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,555thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,383rdMost Politically Free: 4,824thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,995thHighest Drug Use: 5,058thLargest Black Market: 5,947thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,787thNudest: 7,890thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 12,124thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,396thMost Pro-Market: 15,014thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,364th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend The Church of Satan".
  • : NewTexas changed its national animal to "Turkey".
  • : NewTexas changed its national currency to "Turkey Taco", its motto to "Home of the Big Tex Turkeys!", and its nation type to "Thanksgiving Nation".
  • : NewTexas altered its national flag.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Preventing the Execution of Innocents"".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Universal Jurisdiction"".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.

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