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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 57thLargest Populations: 61st
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?
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NewTexas

Population40.764 billion

CapitalNewAustin
LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco
AnimalArmadillo

The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 40.764 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 16,050 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 393,738 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, the fate of the world literally rests on Big Tex's fingers, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 241,642nd in the world and 182nd in Texas for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -45.5 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 57thLargest Populations: 61stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 83rdFattest Citizens: 87thLargest Gambling Industry: 122ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 141stHighest Economic Output: 165thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 175thHighest Disposable Incomes: 263rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 265thMost Avoided: 267thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 318thLargest Information Technology Sector: 362ndHighest Crime Rates: 370thMost Armed: 389thMost Scientifically Advanced: 418thRudest Citizens: 427thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 446thLargest Mining Sector: 480thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 515thHighest Poor Incomes: 598thLargest Publishing Industry: 655thMost Valuable International Artwork: 818thHighest Average Incomes: 898thMost Cultured: 983rdLargest Insurance Industry: 984thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,155thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,212thLargest Retail Industry: 1,300thMost Efficient Economies: 1,520thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,608thSmartest Citizens: 1,867thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,083rdTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,868thLargest Black Market: 3,258thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,450thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,598thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,444thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,450thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 17,506thMost Politically Free: 18,377thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,120thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,195th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the region

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