by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1stLargest Populations: 56thMost Influential: 57th
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?
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NewTexas

Population38.336 billion

CapitalNewAustin
LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco
AnimalArmadillo

The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 38.336 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 15,266 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 398,225 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, NewTexan novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Big Tex, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 1,139th in the world and 8th in Texas for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 74.41 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Stationary: 1stLargest Populations: 56thMost Influential: 57thFattest Citizens: 75thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 77thLargest Gambling Industry: 126thMost Avoided: 135thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 149thHighest Economic Output: 150thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 166thHighest Disposable Incomes: 248thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 269thLargest Information Technology Sector: 303rdRudest Citizens: 313thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 313thHighest Crime Rates: 354thMost Armed: 359thMost Scientifically Advanced: 366thLargest Mining Sector: 431stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 448thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 552ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 555thLargest Publishing Industry: 656thHighest Poor Incomes: 723rdHighest Average Incomes: 745thMost Cultured: 963rdLargest Insurance Industry: 995thLargest Retail Industry: 1,033rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,097thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,139thMost Efficient Economies: 1,309thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,606thSmartest Citizens: 1,779thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,837thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,551stLargest Black Market: 2,681stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,375thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,202ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,253rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,501stNudest: 9,295thTop
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Most Politically Free: 13,065thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,454thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,750thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,818th
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Promotion of Recycling"".
  • : NewTexas was endorsed by The Theocracy of Holy Immolation.
  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".

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