by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 52ndLargest Populations: 56th
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?
Founder / WA Delegate
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Population40.207 billion

LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco

The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 40.207 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 15,840 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 393,970 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

NewTexans seem to be catching more chills, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and the fate of the world literally rests on Big Tex's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 77,187th in the world and 118th in Texas for Most Developed, scoring 58.75 on the Human Development Index.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 52ndLargest Populations: 56thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 84thFattest Citizens: 88thLargest Gambling Industry: 123rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 143rdHighest Economic Output: 158thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 170thMost Avoided: 271stHighest Disposable Incomes: 273rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 278thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 316thLargest Information Technology Sector: 353rdHighest Crime Rates: 360thMost Armed: 373rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 402ndRudest Citizens: 403rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 455thLargest Mining Sector: 463rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 533rdHighest Poor Incomes: 577thLargest Publishing Industry: 658thMost Valuable International Artwork: 721stHighest Average Incomes: 856thMost Cultured: 979thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,014thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,148thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,194thLargest Retail Industry: 1,240thMost Efficient Economies: 1,436thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,609thSmartest Citizens: 1,857thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,275thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,783rdLargest Black Market: 3,586thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,570thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,062ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,407thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,738thTop
Most Politically Free: 15,560thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,556thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,856thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,509th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the region

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