by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 15th Most Influential: 34th
The Incorporated NationStates of
Home of Big Tex!
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population34.702 billion

LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco

The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 34.702 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 13,552 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 390,546 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

A rusted hulk in NewAustin harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Texas, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation, under love's heavy burden Big Tex sinks lower in the political right's esteem, and there's never enough space in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 1,635th in the world and 5th in Texas for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,798.21 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 15thMost Influential: 34thFattest Citizens: 59thLargest Populations: 65thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 109thMost Avoided: 129thRudest Citizens: 143rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 145thLargest Gambling Industry: 148thHighest Economic Output: 150thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 155thLargest Information Technology Sector: 192ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 257thMost Scientifically Advanced: 257thMost Armed: 275thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 284thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 289thHighest Crime Rates: 313thLargest Mining Sector: 432ndHighest Average Incomes: 574thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 601stLargest Publishing Industry: 693rdLargest Retail Industry: 753rdMost Cultured: 886thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 971stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,121stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,143rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,376thSmartest Citizens: 1,599thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,635thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,666thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,719thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,590thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,351stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,027thMost Politically Free: 5,197thHighest Drug Use: 5,349thLargest Black Market: 5,901stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,702ndNudest: 7,786thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,959thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,432ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,307th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionMost Extreme: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the region

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