by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 14th Most Influential: 38th
The St Patricks Day Nation of
Home of Big Blarney Tex!
Founder / WA Delegate
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Population35.31 billion

LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco

The St Patricks Day Nation of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 35.31 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 13,767 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 389,916 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 2,512th in the world and 13th in Texas for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 755,368.52 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 14thMost Influential: 38thLargest Populations: 62ndFattest Citizens: 65thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 111thMost Avoided: 131stLargest Gambling Industry: 145thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 146thHighest Economic Output: 148thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 156thRudest Citizens: 171stLargest Information Technology Sector: 221stHighest Disposable Incomes: 249thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 274thMost Scientifically Advanced: 280thMost Armed: 280thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 283rdHighest Crime Rates: 327thLargest Mining Sector: 431stHighest Average Incomes: 590thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 597thLargest Publishing Industry: 678thLargest Retail Industry: 748thMost Cultured: 920thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,043rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,102ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,134thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,517thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,573rdSmartest Citizens: 1,654thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,704thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,722ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,512thHighest Drug Use: 2,804thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,928thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,365thMost Politically Free: 5,486thLargest Black Market: 6,133rdNudest: 7,233rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,653rdTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10,045thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,937thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,094th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
Nudest: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the region

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