by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 52ndLargest Populations: 59th
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?
Founder / WA Delegate
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Population40.413 billion

LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco

The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 40.413 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 15,875 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 392,836 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

NewTexans seem to be catching more chills, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and the fate of the world literally rests on Big Tex's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 714th in the world and 7th in Texas for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 1,154.09 Bank.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 52ndLargest Populations: 59thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 84thFattest Citizens: 90thLargest Gambling Industry: 122ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 146thHighest Economic Output: 161stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 175thHighest Disposable Incomes: 268thMost Avoided: 270thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 280thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 318thLargest Information Technology Sector: 351stHighest Crime Rates: 366thMost Armed: 382ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 394thRudest Citizens: 394thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 450thLargest Mining Sector: 465thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 535thHighest Poor Incomes: 616thLargest Publishing Industry: 664thMost Valuable International Artwork: 714thHighest Average Incomes: 875thMost Cultured: 989thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,029thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,167thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,216thLargest Retail Industry: 1,233rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,452ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,614thSmartest Citizens: 1,878thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,224thHighest Drug Use: 2,852ndLargest Black Market: 3,721stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,198thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,048thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,371stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,598thTop
Most Politically Free: 15,335thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,459thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,537thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,236th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Drop Your Pants".
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Volcanic Activity Convention".
  • : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Declaration on Hippopotamuses".
  • : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Drop Your Pants".
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "World Assembly Border Policy".
  • : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "On Multilateral Trade Talks"".
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Recognition of the General Assembly".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Conscientious objection to abortion".


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