by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 51stLargest Populations: 56th
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?
Founder / WA Delegate
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Population40.214 billion

LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco

The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 40.214 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 15,843 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 393,970 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

NewTexans seem to be catching more chills, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and the fate of the world literally rests on Big Tex's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 230,278th in the world and 182nd in Texas for Most Primitive, scoring -1178.38 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 51stLargest Populations: 56thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 84thFattest Citizens: 88thLargest Gambling Industry: 123rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 144thHighest Economic Output: 158thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 170thMost Avoided: 270thHighest Disposable Incomes: 273rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 278thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 318thLargest Information Technology Sector: 354thHighest Crime Rates: 360thMost Armed: 374thMost Scientifically Advanced: 404thRudest Citizens: 407thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 455thLargest Mining Sector: 462ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 534thHighest Poor Incomes: 575thLargest Publishing Industry: 659thMost Valuable International Artwork: 726thHighest Average Incomes: 858thMost Cultured: 979thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,016thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,146thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,195thLargest Retail Industry: 1,242ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,439thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,607thSmartest Citizens: 1,860thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,279thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,786thLargest Black Market: 3,587thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,597thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,060thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,413thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,732ndTop
Most Politically Free: 15,555thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,556thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,863rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,553rd
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the region

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