by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 14th Most Influential: 28th
The Incorporated NationStates of
Home of Big Tex!
Regional Influence
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom
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The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 31.658 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 12,373 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 390,845 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, every week is blindness awareness week, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 14th in the world and 1st in Texas for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 14thMost Influential: 28thFattest Citizens: 45thRudest Citizens: 50thMost Scientifically Advanced: 70thLargest Populations: 75thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 90thLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rdMost Avoided: 119thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 128thLargest Gambling Industry: 130thHighest Economic Output: 135thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 179thMost Armed: 250thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 260thLargest Retail Industry: 263rdHighest Crime Rates: 319thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 345thLargest Mining Sector: 415thHighest Average Incomes: 437thLargest Publishing Industry: 705thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 726thMost Cultured: 809thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 864thHighest Poor Incomes: 922ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,119thSmartest Citizens: 1,300thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,324thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,597thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,647thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,034thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,255thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,850thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,953rdMost Politically Free: 3,981stLargest Black Market: 4,947thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,678thNudest: 6,927thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,194thTop
Highest Drug Use: 7,600thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,253rdMost Extreme: 11,445thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,309th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 12th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the region

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