The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 34.18 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 13,382 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 391,541 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, it is often said that only Big Tex could bring down Dàguó, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, and Big Tex's Twitcher account is typically used to share Armadillo memes rather than government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 4,631^st in the world and 7^th in Texas for Highest Drug Use, scoring 115.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.