by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 50thLargest Populations: 57th
The Thanksgiving Nation of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Home of the Big Tex Turkeys!
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom
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Population39.002 billion

LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco

The Thanksgiving Nation of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 39.002 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 15,511 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 397,710 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 598th in the world and 7th in Texas for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 632.73 Bank.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 50thLargest Populations: 57thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 80thFattest Citizens: 83rdLargest Gambling Industry: 134thMost Avoided: 142ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 152ndHighest Economic Output: 153rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 167thHighest Disposable Incomes: 257thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 264thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 316thLargest Information Technology Sector: 323rdRudest Citizens: 340thHighest Crime Rates: 355thMost Armed: 370thMost Scientifically Advanced: 376thLargest Mining Sector: 445thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 455thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 532ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 598thLargest Publishing Industry: 648thHighest Poor Incomes: 681stHighest Average Incomes: 789thMost Cultured: 971stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,000thLargest Retail Industry: 1,075thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,147thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,167thMost Efficient Economies: 1,351stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,638thSmartest Citizens: 1,818thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,996thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,661stLargest Black Market: 2,681stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,697thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,048thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,632ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,653rdTop
Most Politically Free: 15,550thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,210thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,668thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,191st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the region

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