by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1stLargest Populations: 61stMost Influential: 66th
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?
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Population42.427 billion

LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco

The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 42.427 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 16,922 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 398,863 Fajita Tacoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, the fate of the world literally rests on Big Tex's fingers, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 1,995th in the world and 6th in Texas for Smartest Citizens, with 183.05 quips per hour.

Most Stationary: 1stLargest Populations: 61stMost Influential: 66thFattest Citizens: 86thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 91stLargest Gambling Industry: 127thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 142ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 163rdHighest Economic Output: 169thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 259thHighest Disposable Incomes: 272ndMost Avoided: 293rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 359thLargest Information Technology Sector: 389thHighest Crime Rates: 402ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 426thMost Armed: 449thMost Scientifically Advanced: 452ndRudest Citizens: 505thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 510thLargest Mining Sector: 519thHighest Poor Incomes: 587thLargest Publishing Industry: 632ndLargest Insurance Industry: 936thHighest Average Incomes: 963rdMost Cultured: 1,051stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,209thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,337thLargest Retail Industry: 1,402ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,495thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,695thMost Efficient Economies: 1,786thSmartest Citizens: 1,995thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,217thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,873rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,056thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,029thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,473rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,041stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 19,485thHighest Drug Use: 21,682ndMost Politically Free: 22,488thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,309th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the region

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