by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 14th Most Influential: 38th
The Big Tex Nation of
Home of Big Tex!
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
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Population35.093 billion

LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco

The Big Tex Nation of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 35.093 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 13,705 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 390,555 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown, the comic book series 'Big Tex and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 17,308th in the world and 13th in Texas for Most Extreme, scoring 33.67 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 14thMost Influential: 38thLargest Populations: 63rdFattest Citizens: 64thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 108thMost Avoided: 128thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 144thLargest Gambling Industry: 146thHighest Economic Output: 146thRudest Citizens: 148thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 151stLargest Information Technology Sector: 206thHighest Disposable Incomes: 243rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 269thMost Armed: 274thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 275thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 276thHighest Crime Rates: 328thLargest Mining Sector: 414thHighest Average Incomes: 575thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 586thLargest Publishing Industry: 670thLargest Retail Industry: 748thMost Cultured: 911thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 991stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,129thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,144thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,595thSmartest Citizens: 1,614thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,646thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 1,723rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,742ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,342ndHighest Drug Use: 2,732ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,010thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,196thMost Politically Free: 5,427thLargest Black Market: 6,041stNudest: 7,131stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,637thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 10,112thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,031stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,801st
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionTop
Nudest: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the region

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