The St Patricks Day Nation of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 35.31 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 13,767 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 389,916 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 2,512^th in the world and 13^th in Texas for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 755,368.52 Standard Monetary Units.