by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 14th Most Influential: 29th
The Incorporated NationStates of
Home of Big Tex!
Regional Influence
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 31.473 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 12,332 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 391,853 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Big Tex has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances, a third of NewTexans are e-certified CEOs, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, and the NHS has recently been discontinued. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 161,658th in the world and 165th in Texas for Most Primitive, scoring -875.18 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 14thMost Influential: 29thFattest Citizens: 45thRudest Citizens: 51stMost Scientifically Advanced: 65thLargest Populations: 75thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 86thLargest Information Technology Sector: 94thMost Avoided: 113thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 126thHighest Economic Output: 133rdLargest Gambling Industry: 133rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 179thMost Armed: 254thLargest Retail Industry: 254thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 258thHighest Crime Rates: 320thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 334thLargest Mining Sector: 415thHighest Average Incomes: 429thLargest Publishing Industry: 713thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 742ndMost Cultured: 791stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 828thHighest Poor Incomes: 910thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,124thSmartest Citizens: 1,282ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,320thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,627thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,642ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,042ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,360thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,950thMost Politically Free: 3,880thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,055thLargest Black Market: 5,008thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,587thNudest: 8,033rdTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,097thHighest Drug Use: 9,545thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,063rdMost Extreme: 12,681stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,063rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the region

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