by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 14th Most Influential: 35th
The Incorporated NationStates of
Home of Big Tex!
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population34.18 billion

LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco

The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 34.18 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 13,382 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 391,541 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, it is often said that only Big Tex could bring down Dàguó, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, and Big Tex's Twitcher account is typically used to share Armadillo memes rather than government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 4,631st in the world and 7th in Texas for Highest Drug Use, scoring 115.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 14thMost Influential: 35thFattest Citizens: 58thLargest Populations: 70thRudest Citizens: 100thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 114thMost Avoided: 134thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 139thLargest Gambling Industry: 148thHighest Economic Output: 150thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 153rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 184thMost Scientifically Advanced: 241stMost Armed: 259thHighest Disposable Incomes: 259thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 275thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 298thHighest Crime Rates: 305thLargest Mining Sector: 433rdHighest Average Incomes: 558thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 606thLargest Retail Industry: 649thLargest Publishing Industry: 701stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 911thMost Cultured: 912thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,144thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,164thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,488thSmartest Citizens: 1,601stTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,657thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,682ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,755thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,475thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,877thMost Politically Free: 4,572ndHighest Drug Use: 4,631stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,764thLargest Black Market: 5,747thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,607thNudest: 7,679thTop
Most Pro-Market: 10,150thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,042ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,980thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,761stMost Extreme: 14,810th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas created a new poll in Texas: "Best Hamburger Condiment(s)?".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Int'l Service of Process".
  • : NewTexas updated the World Factbook entry in Texas.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing the Execution of Innocents".
  • : NewTexas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.


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