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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 14th Most Influential: 31st
The Incorporated NationStates of
Home of Big Tex!
Founder / WA Delegate
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Political Freedom
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The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 32.155 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 12,563 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 390,728 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, and half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 311th in the world and 4th in Texas for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 31,717.8 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 14thMost Influential: 31stFattest Citizens: 50thRudest Citizens: 61stLargest Populations: 77thMost Scientifically Advanced: 78thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 99thLargest Information Technology Sector: 113thMost Avoided: 130thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 136thHighest Economic Output: 138thLargest Gambling Industry: 140thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 183rdMost Armed: 251stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 269thHighest Crime Rates: 303rdLargest Retail Industry: 311thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 345thLargest Mining Sector: 431stHighest Average Incomes: 459thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 697thLargest Publishing Industry: 715thMost Cultured: 855thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 869thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,085thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,090thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,320thSmartest Citizens: 1,369thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,588thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,693rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,001stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,724thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,783rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,123rdMost Politically Free: 4,799thLargest Black Market: 5,265thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,415thNudest: 6,704thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,420thHighest Drug Use: 7,626thTop
Most Extreme: 10,539thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,095thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,115th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Europeia".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Marriage Equality"".
  • : NewTexas was endorsed by The Lone Star Republic of Greater United Texas.
  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove'.
  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
  • : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Marriage Equality"".
  • : NewTexas approved the World Assembly proposal "Repeal "Marriage Equality"".
  • : NewTexas changed its national motto to "Home of Big Tex!" and its nation type to "Incorporated NationStates".


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