by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 50thLargest Populations: 57th
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population38.782 billion

LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco

The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 38.782 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 15,483 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 399,253 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, the nation is regarded as a paragon of democracy, and politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 212,801st in the world and 173rd in Texas for Least Corrupt Governments, with 73.08 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 50thLargest Populations: 57thFattest Citizens: 78thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 79thLargest Gambling Industry: 128thMost Avoided: 142ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 151stHighest Economic Output: 154thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 164thHighest Disposable Incomes: 254thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 264thLargest Information Technology Sector: 306thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 319thRudest Citizens: 338thHighest Crime Rates: 351stMost Armed: 371stMost Scientifically Advanced: 372ndLargest Mining Sector: 436thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 447thMost Valuable International Artwork: 492ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 551stLargest Publishing Industry: 646thHighest Poor Incomes: 655thHighest Average Incomes: 772ndMost Cultured: 962ndLargest Insurance Industry: 996thLargest Retail Industry: 1,055thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,138thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,144thMost Efficient Economies: 1,324thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,617thSmartest Citizens: 1,788thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,928thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,389thHighest Drug Use: 2,627thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,750thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,338thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,503rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,622ndTop
Most Politically Free: 15,982ndMost Corrupt Governments: 16,749thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,067thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,211th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the region

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