by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 14th Most Influential: 35th
The Incorporated NationStates of
Home of Big Tex!
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population34.222 billion

LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco

The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 34.222 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 13,386 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 391,158 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is often said that only Big Tex could bring down Dàguó, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, Big Tex's Twitcher account is typically used to share Armadillo memes rather than government policy, and restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 163,551st in the world and 175th in Texas for Best Weather, with -3137 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 14thMost Influential: 35thFattest Citizens: 57thLargest Populations: 70thRudest Citizens: 101stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 114thMost Avoided: 134thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 140thLargest Gambling Industry: 147thHighest Economic Output: 149thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 153rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 183rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 239thHighest Disposable Incomes: 261stMost Armed: 263rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 277thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 294thHighest Crime Rates: 308thLargest Mining Sector: 451stHighest Average Incomes: 569thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 607thLargest Retail Industry: 655thLargest Publishing Industry: 698thMost Cultured: 908thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 928thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,141stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,171stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,511thSmartest Citizens: 1,597thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,660thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,690thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,753rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,461stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,810thMost Politically Free: 4,636thHighest Drug Use: 4,674thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,745thLargest Black Market: 5,780thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,647thNudest: 7,728thTop
Most Pro-Market: 10,201stMost Corrupt Governments: 11,935thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,936thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,833rdMost Extreme: 14,899th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NewTexas, restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics.
  • : NewTexas created a new poll in Texas: "Best Hamburger Vegetable Add-on(s)?".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Convention on International Oil Spills".
  • : NewTexas was endorsed by The Republic of New American Nations.
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Confederation of Corrupt Dictators".
  • : NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : NewTexas created a new poll in Texas: "Best Hamburger Condiment(s)?".


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