The Big Tex Nation of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 35.093 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 13,705 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 390,555 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown, the comic book series 'Big Tex and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
NewTexas is ranked 17,308th in the world and 13th in Texas for Most Extreme, scoring 33.67 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
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NewTexas removed
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NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
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NewTexas endorsed
The Federation of Boozylvania.
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NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
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NewTexas updated the World Factbook entry in Texas.
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NewTexas lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
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