by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 13th Most Influential: 34th
The Incorporated NationStates of
Home of Big Tex!
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Population33.79 billion

LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco

The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 33.79 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 13,210 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 390,944 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Depression sinks in after each election when voters realize they are stuck with these people for years, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 75,898th in the world and 78th in Texas for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,719.79 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 13thMost Influential: 34thFattest Citizens: 57thLargest Populations: 72ndRudest Citizens: 104thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 110thMost Avoided: 130thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 144thLargest Gambling Industry: 151stHighest Economic Output: 155thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 164thLargest Information Technology Sector: 171stMost Scientifically Advanced: 223rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 269thMost Armed: 270thHighest Disposable Incomes: 271stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 305thHighest Crime Rates: 310thLargest Mining Sector: 442ndHighest Average Incomes: 547thLargest Retail Industry: 580thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 616thLargest Publishing Industry: 704thMost Cultured: 886thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 977thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,092ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,149thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,221stSmartest Citizens: 1,572ndTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,642ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,715thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,792ndHighest Drug Use: 2,490thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,792ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,696thMost Politically Free: 4,195thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,713thLargest Black Market: 5,594thNudest: 6,913thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,521stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,848thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,729thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,026thMost Extreme: 15,607th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the region

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