by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 14th Most Influential: 34th
The Incorporated NationStates of
Home of Big Tex!
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population34.009 billion

LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco

The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, keen interest in outer space, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 34.009 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 13,296 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 390,979 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in NewTexas, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and police protocol is to arrest anyone who looks a bit foreign. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 12,253rd in the world and 12th in Texas for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 79.95 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 14thMost Influential: 34thFattest Citizens: 59thLargest Populations: 67thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 111thRudest Citizens: 115thMost Avoided: 134thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 141stLargest Gambling Industry: 149thHighest Economic Output: 151stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 159thLargest Information Technology Sector: 177thMost Scientifically Advanced: 234thHighest Disposable Incomes: 259thMost Armed: 264thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 268thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 295thHighest Crime Rates: 306thLargest Mining Sector: 441stHighest Average Incomes: 544thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 608thLargest Retail Industry: 614thLargest Publishing Industry: 701stMost Cultured: 898thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 969thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,070thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,152ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,179thTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,590thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,638thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,674thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,769thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,765thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,590thHighest Drug Use: 4,628thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,752ndMost Politically Free: 4,938thLargest Black Market: 5,648thNudest: 7,452ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,509thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,219thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12,253rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,906th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionMost Extreme: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the region

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