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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1st Most Efficient Economies: 14th Most Influential: 31st
The Incorporated NationStates of
Home of the Big Tex !
Founder / WA Delegate
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The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 32.521 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 12,672 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 389,668 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Half of the nation's import/export industry is run from a location known only as 'Dead Man's Cove', the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, and the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 7,449th in the world and 14th in Texas for Nudest, with 220.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Efficient Economies: 14thMost Influential: 31stFattest Citizens: 52ndRudest Citizens: 63rdLargest Populations: 73rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 94thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 104thLargest Information Technology Sector: 130thMost Avoided: 132ndHighest Economic Output: 141stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 145thLargest Gambling Industry: 151stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 186thMost Armed: 265thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 270thHighest Crime Rates: 314thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 349thLargest Retail Industry: 382ndLargest Mining Sector: 443rdHighest Average Incomes: 483rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 733rdLargest Publishing Industry: 735thMost Cultured: 888thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 921stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,109thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,170thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,361stSmartest Citizens: 1,462ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,601stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,769thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,004thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,732ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,789thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,364thHighest Drug Use: 4,516thMost Politically Free: 4,916thLargest Black Market: 5,503rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,009thNudest: 7,449thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,568thTop
Most Extreme: 11,899thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,174thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,553rdMost Pro-Market: 17,371st
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Free: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionNudest: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the region

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