by Max Barry

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NewTexas was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 131
Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 51stLargest Populations: 55th
The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?
Founder / WA Delegate
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Population39.971 billion

LeaderBig Tex

CurrencyFajita Taco

The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 39.971 billion NewTexans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 15,704 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 392,896 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

NewTexans seem to be catching more chills, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and the fate of the world literally rests on Big Tex's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 84th in the world and 2nd in Texas for Fattest Citizens, with 98.97 Obesity Rate.

Most Stationary: 1stMost Influential: 51stLargest Populations: 55thFattest Citizens: 84thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 85thLargest Gambling Industry: 123rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 143rdMost Avoided: 146thHighest Economic Output: 162ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 173rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 266thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 270thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 306thLargest Information Technology Sector: 349thHighest Crime Rates: 358thMost Armed: 370thRudest Citizens: 382ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 398thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 453rdLargest Mining Sector: 458thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 536thHighest Poor Incomes: 594thLargest Publishing Industry: 652ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 705thHighest Average Incomes: 836thMost Cultured: 976thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,018thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,148thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,198thLargest Retail Industry: 1,226thMost Efficient Economies: 1,423rdMost Rebellious Youth: 1,615thSmartest Citizens: 1,860thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,275thTop
Highest Drug Use: 2,719thLargest Black Market: 3,526thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,507thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,393rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,446thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,827thTop
Most Politically Free: 16,129thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,751stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,325thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,575th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionNudest: 19th in the region

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