The Incorporated NationStates of NewTexas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Big Tex with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 34.009 billion NewTexans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NewAustin. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient NewTexan economy, worth an astonishing 13,296 trillion Fajita Tacoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 390,979 Fajita Tacoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in NewTexas, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and police protocol is to arrest anyone who looks a bit foreign. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. NewTexas's national animal is the Armadillo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NewTexas is ranked 12,276^th in the world and 12^th in Texas for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 79.95 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.