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Most Influential: 236th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,032nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,035th
The Republic of
Anarchy
Nemo me impune lacessit.
Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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United Kodiaks

Population16.391 billion

CapitalKodiak Island
LeaderYogi Bear
FaithUrsalism

CurrencyBottle Cap
AnimalChinook Salmon

The Republic of United Kodiaks is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.391 billion Kodiak Bears live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Law & Order, Industry, and Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak Island. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 3,027 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 184,713 Bottle Caps, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 790,447 per year while the poor average 27,671, a ratio of 28.6 to 1.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 2,271st in the world and 45th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 790,447.76 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Influential: 236thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,032ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,035thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,343rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,449thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,086thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,271stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,366thHighest Economic Output: 3,051stLargest Retail Industry: 4,370thRudest Citizens: 4,387thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,825thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,421stMost Devout: 6,016thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,465thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,678thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,686thHighest Average Incomes: 6,997thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,107thLargest Populations: 7,271stTop
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Best Weather: 8,253rdMost Developed: 9,643rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,371stSmartest Citizens: 10,441stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,717thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,830thMost Efficient Economies: 11,877thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,987thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,470thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,307thMost Stationary: 14,616thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,804thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,799th
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Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 27th in the region

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