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Most Influential: 216th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,040th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,084th
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United Kodiaks

Population16.018 billion

CapitalKodiak Island
LeaderYogi Bear

CurrencyBottle Cap
AnimalChinook Salmon

The Republic of United Kodiaks is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 16.018 billion Kodiak Bears enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Education, although Law & Order, Industry, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak Island. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 2,969 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 185,406 Bottle Caps, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 795,108 per year while the poor average 27,672, a ratio of 28.7 to 1.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, multilingual concierges man empty inner city apartment blocks, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 11,923rd in the world and 107th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 4,992.88 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Influential: 216thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,040thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,084thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,388thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,401stTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,140thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,327thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,336thHighest Economic Output: 3,063rdRudest Citizens: 4,335thLargest Retail Industry: 4,408thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,021stLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,514thMost Devout: 6,123rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,747thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,804thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,945thHighest Average Incomes: 6,985thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,182ndLargest Populations: 7,334thTop
Best Weather: 8,727thMost Developed: 10,016thSmartest Citizens: 10,815thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,844thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,981stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,923rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,080thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,595thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,305thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,281stMost Stationary: 15,453rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,597thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,578thLargest Black Market: 16,778th
Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24th in the region

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