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Most Influential: 172nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 632nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,078th
The Republic of
Capitalizt
Nemo me impune lacessit.
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.121 billion Kodiak Bears enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Education, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 2,403 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 183,151 Bottle Caps, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 862,874 per year while the poor average 23,083, a ratio of 37.4 to 1.

Only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 36,749th in the world and 139th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Crime Rates, with 10.54 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Influential: 172ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 632ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,078thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,183rdTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,865thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,131stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,178thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,444thRudest Citizens: 2,498thHighest Economic Output: 3,409thLargest Retail Industry: 4,305thHighest Drug Use: 4,660thMost Devout: 5,443rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,150thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,206thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,938thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 7,846thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,944thLargest Populations: 8,205thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,716thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,077thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,709thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,803rdMost Developed: 10,041stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,210thMost Efficient Economies: 10,739thBest Weather: 11,040thSmartest Citizens: 11,685thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,531stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,139th
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Most Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionMost Devout: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the region

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