by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 167th Largest Agricultural Sector: 612th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,171st
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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.586 billion Kodiak Bears enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 2,302 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 182,916 Bottle Caps, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 768,019 per year while the poor average 28,312, a ratio of 27.1 to 1.

Rural citizens live in terror of their local village constable, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Kodiak Bears, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 16,567th in the world and 86th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Black Market, with 9.48 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 167thLargest Agricultural Sector: 612thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,171stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,184thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,806thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,274thRudest Citizens: 2,317thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,380thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,875thHighest Economic Output: 3,489thLargest Retail Industry: 3,905thHighest Drug Use: 4,180thHighest Average Incomes: 6,087thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,199thMost Devout: 6,243rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,641stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,942ndLargest Populations: 8,762ndTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 9,221stBest Weather: 9,603rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,022ndMost Developed: 10,549thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,626thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,654thMost Efficient Economies: 11,270thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,639thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,815thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,989thSmartest Citizens: 13,016thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,063rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,195thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,991stLargest Black Market: 16,594thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,507th
Most Influential: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 25th in the region

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