The Republic of United Kodiaks is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.209 billion Kodiak Bears are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 2,608 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 183,589 Bottle Caps, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 905,318 per year while the poor average 21,210, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.
A rusted hulk in Kodiak harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Capitalist Paradise, the industries of United Kodiaks are coughing all the way to the bank, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Kodiakese Desert, and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
- : United Kodiaks was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Kodiakese Desert.
- : United Kodiaks endorsed The Rising Sun of The Fyre Phoenix.
- : United Kodiaks endorsed The Federation of Brillnuck.
- : United Kodiaks endorsed The Republic of Ghourester.
- : United Kodiaks's influence in Capitalist Paradise rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : United Kodiaks endorsed The Programs of Game Grid.
- : United Kodiaks endorsed The Free Land of Bastiatalia.
- : United Kodiaks was endorsed by The Programs of Game Grid.
Endorsements Received: 29 » Kaputer, Edgemaster, Scorpions Army, Nazerin, The United Gillelans, Senexia, Zenzibar, Scientia Major, UNDelegate, The Stars in Daylight, The United Oman, Tonakistan, GabeWorld, Edison Culver, Aelhaeran, Amn Voss, Campo Belo, Oksemaran, Shakunik, Xepistan, Chsemo, Poopsancagizal, Acario, Omakhandia, Czeckolutania, Anandia, KotkoLandiya, Bastiatalia, and Game Grid.