Most Influential: 165th Largest Agricultural Sector: 586th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,194th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Nemo me impune lacessit.
Regional Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Republic of United Kodiaks is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.012 billion Kodiak Bears are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 2,197 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 182,909 Bottle Caps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,136,528 per year while the poor average 12,638, a ratio of 89.9 to 1.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, and breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 25,795th in the world and 141st in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,363.2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Influential: 165thLargest Agricultural Sector: 586thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,194thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,205thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,341stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,520thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 1,683rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,216thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,474thLargest Retail Industry: 3,186thHighest Economic Output: 3,556thHighest Drug Use: 3,565thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,989thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,663rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,704thMost Devout: 6,158thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,987thMost Pro-Market: 7,422ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,601stTop
10%
Best Weather: 8,632ndMost Beautiful Environments: 8,686thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,003rdLargest Populations: 9,157thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,636thMost Developed: 9,934thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,240thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,396thMost Efficient Economies: 11,247thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,416thSmartest Citizens: 12,737thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,958thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,876thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,632ndMost Armed: 15,861stLargest Black Market: 15,907th
Top
5%
Most Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • : United Kodiaks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : United Kodiaks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : United Kodiaks was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, t-shirts displaying a photo of Yogi Bear performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in United Kodiaks, sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight.

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