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Most Influential: 191st Largest Agricultural Sector: 798th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,165th
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Nemo me impune lacessit.
Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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United Kodiaks

Population14.209 billion

CapitalKodiak
LeaderYogi Bear
FaithUrsalism

CurrencyBottle Cap
AnimalChinook Salmon

The Republic of United Kodiaks is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Yogi Bear with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 14.209 billion Kodiak Bears are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kodiak. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kodiakese economy, worth a remarkable 2,608 trillion Bottle Caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 183,589 Bottle Caps, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 905,318 per year while the poor average 21,210, a ratio of 42.7 to 1.

A rusted hulk in Kodiak harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Capitalist Paradise, the industries of United Kodiaks are coughing all the way to the bank, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Kodiakese Desert, and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. United Kodiaks's national animal is the Chinook Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ursalism.

United Kodiaks is ranked 161,344th in the world and 188th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 12.56 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Influential: 191stLargest Agricultural Sector: 798thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,165thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,188thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,787thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,951stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,082ndRudest Citizens: 3,219thHighest Economic Output: 3,279thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,312thLargest Retail Industry: 4,599thMost Devout: 5,718thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,406thHighest Average Incomes: 6,624thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,529thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,579thLargest Populations: 7,802ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,909thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,257thTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,582ndBest Weather: 10,223rdMost Developed: 10,654thMost Efficient Economies: 11,208thSmartest Citizens: 11,941stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,181stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,767thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,879thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,755thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,089thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,302ndMost Pro-Market: 14,327thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,373rdLargest Black Market: 16,374th
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Most Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 26th in the region

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