The Commonwealth of Estmere of Lilitou is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Wolfgar Godfredson with an even hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 5.051 billion Estmerishes, 4.806 billion of whom are zombies, are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morwall. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Lilitouan economy, worth 297 trillion Eucloes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,959 Eucloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, the subway is dead quiet in early afternoons, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming. Crime is totally unknown. Lilitou's national animal is the Phoenix and its national religion is Cringe.

Lilitou is ranked 45,297^th in the world and 8^th in Kylaris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 756.53 on the Clooney Contribution Index.