The Commonwealth of Estmere of Lilitou is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Wolfgar Godfredson with an even hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 4.255 billion Estmerishes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morwall. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Lilitouan economy, worth 132 trillion Eucloes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,141 Eucloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, the government is phasing in welfare programmes to tackle poverty, and the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lilitou's national animal is the Phoenix and its national religion is Cringe.

Lilitou is ranked 247,491^st in the world and 33^rd in Kylaris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.