The Prime Hegemony of Kelvaros Prime is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hegemon Arcilius Merello with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.255 billion Primes are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jenera. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Prime economy, worth an astonishing 14,535 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 424,346 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, the government has implemented minimum wage laws, and high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kelvaros Prime's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Humanism.

Kelvaros Prime is ranked 311,077^th in the world and 223^rd in Fifth Empire for Least Corrupt Governments, with 2.6 percentage of bribes refused.