The Democratic Republic of Inner Albania is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Paweł Piątek with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.977 billion Inner Albanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tirana. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Albanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,319 trillion leks a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,000 leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million lek battlesuits, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, Dàguó lanterns outnumber streetlights in major cities, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Albania's national animal is the white-tailed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Inner Albania is ranked 4,651^st in the world and 130^th in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,616.08 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.