The Democratic Republic of Inner Albania is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Paweł Piątek with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.954 billion Inner Albanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tirana. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Albanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,315 trillion leks a year, is highly specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,920 leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Entomologists flock to New Tirana for its remarkable gadfly population, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, soldiers are equipped with multi-million lek battlesuits, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Albania's national animal is the white-tailed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Inner Albania is ranked 323,669^th in the world and 230^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring zero on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.