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Gig em Aggies

Population31.909 billion

CapitalReveille City
LeaderChief Justice D R Pepper
FaithChristianity

CurrencyReveille
AnimalSauroposeidon

The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.909 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth an astonishing 16,393 trillion Reveilles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 513,753 Reveilles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Chief Justice D R Pepper has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and trespassers entering Chief Justice D R Pepper's office are immediately vaporized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 306,150th in the world and 97th in Texas for Most Cultured, scoring -38 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Black Market: 70thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 115thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 168thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 209thHighest Economic Output: 253rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 310thHighest Average Incomes: 389thHighest Poor Incomes: 492ndMost Subsidized Industry: 563rdMost Stationary: 631stMost Corrupt Governments: 668thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 678thLowest Crime Rates: 847thMost Influential: 973rdLargest Governments: 1,101stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,185thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,192ndMost Patriotic: 1,202ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,404thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,418thBest Weather: 1,483rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,573rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,695thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,806thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,283rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,706thMost Devout: 2,850thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,065thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,328thLargest Populations: 3,550thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,832ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,911thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,973rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,023rdSmartest Citizens: 5,163rdLargest Gambling Industry: 5,419thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,133rdRudest Citizens: 8,643rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,717thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,990thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,481stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,530thTop
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Most Developed: 15,672ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 28,433rd
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Gig em Aggies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, trespassers entering Chief Justice D R Pepper's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
  • : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
  • : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
  • : Gig em Aggies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Gig em Aggies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".

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Endorsements Received: 7 » NewTexas, Ewing Oil Co, Lichian, Indian Empire, United Kodiaks, Buc-ee Gas Station, and Studly Penguins.

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