Population | 31.909 billion |
Capital | Reveille City |
Leader | Chief Justice D R Pepper |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Reveille |
Animal | Sauroposeidon |
The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, strictly enforced bedtime, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 31.909 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth an astonishing 16,393 trillion Reveilles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 513,753 Reveilles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Chief Justice D R Pepper has been declared supreme ruler for all eternity, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and trespassers entering Chief Justice D R Pepper's office are immediately vaporized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Gig em Aggies is ranked 306,150th in the world and 97th in Texas for Most Cultured, scoring -38 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : Gig em Aggies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Gig em Aggies lodged a message on the Texas Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, trespassers entering Chief Justice D R Pepper's office are immediately vaporized.
- : Following new legislation in Gig em Aggies, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Gig em Aggies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : Gig em Aggies voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : Gig em Aggies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Gig em Aggies voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » NewTexas, Ewing Oil Co, Lichian, Indian Empire, United Kodiaks, Buc-ee Gas Station, and Studly Penguins.