The Galactic Empire of Gig em Aggies is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chief Justice D R Pepper with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.317 billion Aggies are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Education, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reveille City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Gig em Aggiesian economy, worth an astonishing 19,381 trillion Reveilles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 519,369 Reveilles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The army lives rent-free in foreigners' heads and houses, loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, glassy-eyed Gig em Aggiesian wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Gig em Aggies's national animal is the Sauroposeidon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gig em Aggies is ranked 801^st in the world and 2^nd in Texas for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 16,933.81 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.