by Max Barry

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Safest: 359thMost Advanced Public Transport: 363rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 888th
The Southeast Texan Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
God. People. Freedom.
Texas Representative Council
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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United States of Woodward

Population17.372 billion

CapitalNew Houston
LeaderThe Big W


The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Big W with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.372 billion Woodwardians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Houston. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodwardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,245 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,838 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, Woodwardian junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Woodward's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United States of Woodward is ranked 6,082nd in the world and 42nd in Texas for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 65.26 Bank.

Safest: 359thMost Advanced Public Transport: 363rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 888thMost Cheerful Citizens: 909thHighest Average Tax Rates: 960thBest Weather: 1,016thMost Devout: 1,059thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,196thLowest Crime Rates: 1,236thLargest Governments: 1,254thNicest Citizens: 1,348thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,419thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,443rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,646thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,750thHealthiest Citizens: 1,864thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,883rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,962ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,112thTop
Most Influential: 2,758thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,843rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,901stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,946thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,107thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,410thMost Developed: 3,907thHighest Economic Output: 4,128thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,242ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,082ndMost Cultured: 6,359thHighest Average Incomes: 7,979thSmartest Citizens: 9,484thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,712thLargest Populations: 10,795thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,167thMost Stationary: 19,065thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,848thMost Income Equality: 23,556th
Safest: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the region

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