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Safest: 330th Most Advanced Public Transport: 474th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 729th
The Southeast Texan Republic of
Democratic Socialists
God. People. Freedom.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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United States of Woodward

Population11.904 billion

CapitalNew Houston
LeaderThe Big W


The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Big W with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 11.904 billion Woodwardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Houston. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodwardian economy, worth a remarkable 2,207 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 185,476 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Woodward's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United States of Woodward is ranked 152,556th in the world and 162nd in Texas for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -34.43 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Safest: 330thMost Advanced Public Transport: 474thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 729thMost Devout: 882ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 896thHighest Average Tax Rates: 937thMost Cheerful Citizens: 969thNicest Citizens: 1,087thBest Weather: 1,100thLowest Crime Rates: 1,101stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,117thLargest Governments: 1,122ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,281stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,300thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,418thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,889thHealthiest Citizens: 1,921stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,942ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,225thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,437thMost Efficient Economies: 2,746thMost Influential: 2,819thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,270thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,705thMost Developed: 3,839thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,579thHighest Economic Output: 4,582ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,935thHighest Average Incomes: 6,789thMost Cultured: 7,282ndMost Pacifist: 7,503rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,692ndSmartest Citizens: 11,523rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,217thLargest Populations: 12,806th
Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Darth Kermit, NewTexas, Greater United Texas, Studly Penguins, Indian Empire, Blandings and Fenwick, and Safj.

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