by Max Barry

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Safest: 345th Most Advanced Public Transport: 587th Most Cheerful Citizens: 908th
The Southeast Texan Republic of
Democratic Socialists
God. People. Freedom.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Big W with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.572 billion Woodwardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Houston. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodwardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,419 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Dollar battlesuits, and much of United States of Woodward's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Woodward's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United States of Woodward is ranked 1,215th in the world and 5th in Philippines for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 99.51 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Safest: 345thMost Advanced Public Transport: 587thMost Cheerful Citizens: 908thMost Devout: 931stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 950thNicest Citizens: 1,012thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,017thBest Weather: 1,019thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,049thLargest Governments: 1,195thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,215thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,224thLowest Crime Rates: 1,236thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,517thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,834thHealthiest Citizens: 1,856thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,963rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,109thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,658thMost Influential: 2,722ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,881stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,007thMost Developed: 3,278thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,329thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,924thHighest Economic Output: 5,352ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,164thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,371stHighest Average Incomes: 6,449thTop
Most Cultured: 7,701stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,240thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,382ndMost Pacifist: 11,213thSmartest Citizens: 11,713thLargest Populations: 14,688th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the region

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