by Max Barry

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Safest: 324th Most Advanced Public Transport: 638th Most Devout: 829th
The Southeast Texan Republic of
Democratic Socialists
God. People. Freedom.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Big W with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.292 billion Woodwardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Houston. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodwardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,879 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,601 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Woodward's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United States of Woodward is ranked 88,369th in the world and 34th in The Southwestern Alliance for Largest Black Market, with 203 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Safest: 324thMost Advanced Public Transport: 638thMost Devout: 829thMost Cheerful Citizens: 974thLeast Corrupt Governments: 979thHighest Average Tax Rates: 992ndNicest Citizens: 1,001stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,039thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,081stBest Weather: 1,097thLargest Governments: 1,155thLowest Crime Rates: 1,174thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,187thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,338thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,736thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,821stHealthiest Citizens: 1,954thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,957thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,455thMost Influential: 2,693rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,899thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,087thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,476thMost Developed: 3,609thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,864thHighest Economic Output: 5,110thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,368thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,570thHighest Average Incomes: 6,614thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,163rdMost Cultured: 8,025thMost Pacifist: 8,923rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,606thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,151stSmartest Citizens: 12,026thLargest Populations: 14,236th
Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the region

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