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Safest: 329th Most Advanced Public Transport: 449th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 706th
The Southeast Texan Republic of
Democratic Socialists
God. People. Freedom.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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United States of Woodward

Population12.289 billion

CapitalNew Houston
LeaderThe Big W


The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Big W with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.289 billion Woodwardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Houston. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodwardian economy, worth a remarkable 2,271 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,856 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Woodward's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United States of Woodward is ranked 33,825th in the world and 57th in Texas for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 218,882.72 Standard Monetary Units.

Safest: 329thMost Advanced Public Transport: 449thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 706thLeast Corrupt Governments: 877thMost Devout: 905thHighest Average Tax Rates: 948thMost Cheerful Citizens: 964thBest Weather: 1,072ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,104thNicest Citizens: 1,113thLargest Governments: 1,144thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,161stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,304thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,332ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,346thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,883rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,907thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,932ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,127thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,522ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,660thMost Influential: 2,826thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,163rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,524thMost Developed: 3,878thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,503rdHighest Economic Output: 4,522ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,754thHighest Average Incomes: 6,973rdMost Cultured: 7,182ndMost Pacifist: 7,455thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,403rdSmartest Citizens: 11,203rdLargest Populations: 12,685thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,891st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionMost Income Equality: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Darth Kermit, NewTexas, Greater United Texas, Studly Penguins, Indian Empire, and Safj.

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