The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Big W with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.097 billion Woodwardians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Houston. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodwardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,780 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,104 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, when shaking hands with foreign leaders The Big W wears an armoured gauntlet, and jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Woodward's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United States of Woodward is ranked 32,339^th in the world and 12^th in Texas for Most Income Equality, scoring 70.06 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.