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Safest: 336th Most Advanced Public Transport: 609th Most Devout: 859th
The Southeast Texan Republic of
Democratic Socialists
God. People. Freedom.
Secretary of Defense
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Big W with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.936 billion Woodwardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Houston. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodwardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,799 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,072 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into United States of Woodward, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Woodward's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United States of Woodward is ranked 609th in the world and 4th in Texas for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 10,912.17 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Safest: 336thMost Advanced Public Transport: 609thMost Devout: 859thLeast Corrupt Governments: 961stMost Cheerful Citizens: 965thHighest Average Tax Rates: 990thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 992ndNicest Citizens: 994thBest Weather: 1,002ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,023rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,156thLargest Governments: 1,163rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,180thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,350thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,743rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,797thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,894thHealthiest Citizens: 1,924thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,450thMost Influential: 2,557thMost Efficient Economies: 2,828thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,037thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,369thMost Developed: 3,468thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,681stHighest Economic Output: 5,191stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,425thHighest Average Incomes: 6,531stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,663rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,822ndMost Cultured: 8,243rdTop
Most Pacifist: 9,317thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,210thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,690thSmartest Citizens: 11,789thLargest Populations: 14,378th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the region

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