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Safest: 320th Most Advanced Public Transport: 486th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 753rd
The Southeast Texan Republic of
Democratic Socialists
God. People. Freedom.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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United States of Woodward

Population11.539 billion

CapitalNew Houston
LeaderThe Big W


The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Big W with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 11.539 billion Woodwardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Houston. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodwardian economy, worth a remarkable 2,141 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 185,563 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Woodward's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United States of Woodward is ranked 170,811th in the world and 161st in Texas for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.37 Crimes Per Hour.

Safest: 320thMost Advanced Public Transport: 486thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 753rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 886thMost Devout: 887thHighest Average Tax Rates: 948thMost Cheerful Citizens: 984thNicest Citizens: 1,067thLowest Crime Rates: 1,080thBest Weather: 1,098thLargest Governments: 1,116thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,119thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,266thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,277thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,505thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,905thHealthiest Citizens: 1,939thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,954thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,322ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,417thMost Efficient Economies: 2,787thMost Influential: 2,869thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,381stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,787thMost Developed: 3,854thHighest Economic Output: 4,677thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,702ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,154thHighest Average Incomes: 6,843rdMost Cultured: 7,704thMost Pacifist: 7,882ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,627thSmartest Citizens: 11,908thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,825thLargest Populations: 13,075th
Best Weather: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 9th in the regionMost Income Equality: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the region

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