Population | 20.097 billion |
Capital | New Houston |
Leader | The Big W |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Lion |
The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Big W with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.097 billion Woodwardians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Houston. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Woodwardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,780 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,104 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, when shaking hands with foreign leaders The Big W wears an armoured gauntlet, and jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Woodward's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
United States of Woodward is ranked 32,339th in the world and 12th in Texas for Most Income Equality, scoring 70.06 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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United States of Woodward, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies.
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United States of Woodward, when shaking hands with foreign leaders The Big W wears an armoured gauntlet.
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United States of Woodward was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
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United States of Woodward, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
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United States of Woodward was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in
United States of Woodward, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
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United States of Woodward, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
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United States of Woodward, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
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United States of Woodward, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
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United States of Woodward was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 6 » Darth Kermit,
NewTexas,
Tishanda,
Fort Verden,
Safj, and
Indian Empire.