The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Big W with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.936 billion Woodwardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Houston. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodwardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,799 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,072 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into United States of Woodward, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace', surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, and cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Woodward's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United States of Woodward is ranked 609^th in the world and 4^th in Texas for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 10,912.17 on the Societal Mobility Rating.