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The Southeast Texan Republic of
New York Times Democracy
God. People. Freedom.
Influence
Duckspeaker
Texas Representative Council
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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United States of Woodward

Population20.097 billion

CapitalNew Houston
LeaderThe Big W
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalLion

The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Big W with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 20.097 billion Woodwardians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Houston. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodwardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,780 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,104 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, when shaking hands with foreign leaders The Big W wears an armoured gauntlet, and jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Woodward's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United States of Woodward is ranked 32,339th in the world and 12th in Texas for Most Income Equality, scoring 70.06 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 339thSafest: 400thLeast Corrupt Governments: 916thMost Cheerful Citizens: 934thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,078thBest Weather: 1,123rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,154thMost Devout: 1,176thLowest Crime Rates: 1,355thLargest Governments: 1,395thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,457thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,569thNicest Citizens: 1,668thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,868thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,911thHealthiest Citizens: 2,025thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,038thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,206thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,266thMost Influential: 2,666thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,741stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,939thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,007thMost Patriotic: 3,176thMost Efficient Economies: 3,493rdHighest Economic Output: 4,046thMost Developed: 4,052ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,147thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,193rdMost Cultured: 7,009thHighest Food Quality: 7,451stHighest Average Incomes: 8,693rdSmartest Citizens: 9,256thLargest Populations: 10,118thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,154thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,098thTop
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Most Stationary: 15,018thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,787thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,186th
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Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Income Equality: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in United States of Woodward, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies.
  • : Following new legislation in United States of Woodward, when shaking hands with foreign leaders The Big W wears an armoured gauntlet.
  • : United States of Woodward was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in United States of Woodward, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : United States of Woodward was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in United States of Woodward, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in United States of Woodward, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in United States of Woodward, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in United States of Woodward, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide.
  • : United States of Woodward was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.

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