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Safest: 346th Most Advanced Public Transport: 411th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 743rd
The Southeast Texan Republic of
Democratic Socialists
God. People. Freedom.
Texas Representative Council
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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United States of Woodward

Population13.015 billion

CapitalNew Houston
LeaderThe Big W


The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Big W with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.015 billion Woodwardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Houston. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodwardian economy, worth a remarkable 2,404 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,769 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Woodward's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United States of Woodward is ranked 964th in the world and 4th in Texas for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 99.66 Effective Tax Rate.

Safest: 346thMost Advanced Public Transport: 411thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 743rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 899thMost Cheerful Citizens: 946thMost Devout: 957thHighest Average Tax Rates: 964thBest Weather: 1,108thLowest Crime Rates: 1,120thNicest Citizens: 1,163rdLargest Governments: 1,166thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,174thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,281stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,289thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,393rdTop
Healthiest Citizens: 1,909thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,920thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,994thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,015thMost Efficient Economies: 2,634thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,692ndMost Influential: 2,853rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,001stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,496thMost Developed: 3,897thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,243rdHighest Economic Output: 4,416thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,558thMost Cultured: 7,036thHighest Average Incomes: 7,090thMost Pacifist: 7,231stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,853rdTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,932ndLargest Populations: 12,228thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,515th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionMost Income Equality: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Darth Kermit, NewTexas, Studly Penguins, Indian Empire, Safj, Tishanda, Greater United Texas, and Fort Verden.

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