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Safest: 331st Most Advanced Public Transport: 433rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 729th
The Southeast Texan Republic of
Democratic Socialists
God. People. Freedom.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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United States of Woodward

Population12.583 billion

CapitalNew Houston
LeaderThe Big W


The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Big W with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.583 billion Woodwardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Houston. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodwardian economy, worth a remarkable 2,325 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,796 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Woodward's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United States of Woodward is ranked 26,529th in the world and 43rd in Texas for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 14,850.27 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Safest: 331stMost Advanced Public Transport: 433rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 729thLeast Corrupt Governments: 868thMost Devout: 937thHighest Average Tax Rates: 945thMost Cheerful Citizens: 947thBest Weather: 1,080thLowest Crime Rates: 1,102ndNicest Citizens: 1,126thLargest Governments: 1,133rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,165thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,279thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,299thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,353rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,881stHealthiest Citizens: 1,905thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,956thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,065thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,615thMost Efficient Economies: 2,668thMost Influential: 2,791stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,072ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,508thMost Developed: 3,821stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,377thHighest Economic Output: 4,468thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,660thHighest Average Incomes: 7,018thMost Cultured: 7,117thMost Pacifist: 7,335thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,260thTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,008thLargest Populations: 12,468thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,163rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Darth Kermit, NewTexas, Greater United Texas, Studly Penguins, Indian Empire, Safj, and Tishanda.

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