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Safest: 352nd Most Advanced Public Transport: 419th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 784th
The Southeast Texan Republic of
Democratic Socialists
God. People. Freedom.
Texas Representative Council
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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United States of Woodward

Population13.359 billion

CapitalNew Houston
LeaderThe Big W


The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Big W with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.359 billion Woodwardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Houston. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodwardian economy, worth a remarkable 2,469 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,854 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Woodward's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United States of Woodward is ranked 1,179th in the world and 4th in Texas for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 24,728.58 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Safest: 352ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 419thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 784thLeast Corrupt Governments: 892ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 950thHighest Average Tax Rates: 980thMost Devout: 991stBest Weather: 1,109thLowest Crime Rates: 1,145thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,179thNicest Citizens: 1,183rdLargest Governments: 1,212thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,266thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,292ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,416thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 1,925thHealthiest Citizens: 1,932ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,981stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,012thMost Efficient Economies: 2,623rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,749thMost Influential: 2,852ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,923rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,463rdMost Developed: 3,850thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,190thHighest Economic Output: 4,390thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,503rdMost Cultured: 6,952ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,208thMost Pacifist: 7,213thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,108thTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,757thLargest Populations: 12,078thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,279th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Income Equality: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Darth Kermit, NewTexas, Studly Penguins, Indian Empire, Safj, Tishanda, Greater United Texas, and Fort Verden.

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