by Max Barry

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Safest: 321st Most Advanced Public Transport: 499th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 778th
The Southeast Texan Republic of
Democratic Socialists
God. People. Freedom.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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United States of Woodward

Population11.198 billion

CapitalNew Houston
LeaderThe Big W


The Southeast Texan Republic of United States of Woodward is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Big W with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 11.198 billion Woodwardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Houston. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodwardian economy, worth a remarkable 2,068 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,689 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, a stitch in time could see you serving nine, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of Woodward's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

United States of Woodward is ranked 7,550th in the world and 17th in Texas for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 10 Valid Endorsements.

Safest: 321stMost Advanced Public Transport: 499thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 778thLeast Corrupt Governments: 881stMost Devout: 889thHighest Average Tax Rates: 959thMost Cheerful Citizens: 986thNicest Citizens: 1,047thLowest Crime Rates: 1,085thBest Weather: 1,093rdLargest Governments: 1,110thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,115thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,229thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,298thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,594thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,899thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 1,913thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,947thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,335thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,411thMost Influential: 2,812thMost Efficient Economies: 2,853rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,429thMost Developed: 3,841stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,864thHighest Economic Output: 4,812thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,922ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,355thHighest Average Incomes: 6,886thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,550thMost Cultured: 7,871stMost Pacifist: 8,055thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,299thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,188thLargest Populations: 13,495th
Best Weather: 2nd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Income Equality: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the region

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