The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Random Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.744 billion Caffeinatedians, 11.627 billion of whom are zombies, hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City That Never Sleeps. The average income tax rate is 10.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caffeinatedian economy, worth a remarkable 6,083 trillion Cappuccino Coinzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 434,438 Cappuccino Coinzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Caffeinated. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caffeinated's national animal is the Walking Coffee Plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None but drinking decaf is a sin.

Caffeinated is ranked 132,039^th in the world and 782^nd in Europeia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 131.91 on the Clooney Contribution Index.