The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Random Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, otherworldly petting zoo, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.029 billion Caffeinatedians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City That Never Sleeps. The average income tax rate is 8.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caffeinatedian economy, worth 415 trillion Cappuccino Coinzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 204,978 Cappuccino Coinzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to The City That Never Sleeps to enjoy their national art, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and pet rocks are sold by the pound. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Caffeinated's national animal is the Walking Coffee Plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None but drinking decaf is a sin.

Caffeinated is ranked 244,082^nd in the world and 750^th in Europeia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.32 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.