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Most Valuable International Artwork: 225thRudest Citizens: 240thMost Influential: 272nd
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Population4.969 billion

CapitalThe City That Never Sleeps
LeaderRandom Joe
FaithNone but drinking decaf is a sin

CurrencyCappuccino Coinz
AnimalWalking Coffee Plant

The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Random Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.969 billion Caffeinatedians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City That Never Sleeps. The average income tax rate is 8.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caffeinatedian economy, worth a remarkable 1,515 trillion Cappuccino Coinzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 304,942 Cappuccino Coinzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caffeinated's national animal is the Walking Coffee Plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None but drinking decaf is a sin.

Caffeinated is ranked 572nd in the world and 5th in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 18,552.71 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 225thRudest Citizens: 240thMost Influential: 272ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 347thMost Secular: 464thFattest Citizens: 502ndMost Avoided: 521stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 572ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 770thMost Efficient Economies: 788thHighest Disposable Incomes: 789thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,061stLargest Retail Industry: 1,087thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,105thLargest Mining Sector: 1,354thHighest Crime Rates: 1,407thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,734thSmartest Citizens: 1,802ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,859thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,908thMost Armed: 1,984thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,020thHighest Average Incomes: 2,199thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,266thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,304thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,444thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,318thMost Inclusive: 3,763rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,366thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,895thLargest Governments: 6,975thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,436thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,911thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,465thNudest: 11,154thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,318thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,403rdHighest Economic Output: 13,560thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,436thLargest Black Market: 20,494thLargest Gambling Industry: 22,923rdHighest Drug Use: 24,574th
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionNudest: 46th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Politically Free: 50th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 52nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 55th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 60th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 62nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 69th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 74th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 81st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 101st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Caffeinated endorsed The Republic of Bruhland.
  • : Caffeinated was endorsed by The Republic of Bruhland.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Caffeinated voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Caffeinated was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Random Joe is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 110 » Le Libertia, Mancheseva City, Pirataria, Raghallaigh, Eloscape, Voxum Mortalum, Lethen, Samuelstani, Havenwelle, Free Rosabell, Emastalia, Gabingston, Cortlandt Manor, Arvigiel, Polgaria, Acapais, Zakanda, Trackeendy, Poquaoi, Akeland, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Dat Countreh, Precisely Nothing, United Kingdoms of Redania, Beriwen, The Lost Men, Mediocrea, Gooblaria, Koroniti, Coloamerica, Brickfield, Caleban, Tital Mania, Paulotzia, Almendron, Kingdom of Stargard, West Wirral, Scaletta, Katkasistan, Bursken, Algazzio, Royal Alchemia, Barcelona and Girona, Geektopia, Ganud, Pland Adanna, Poulton-with-Fearnhead, Deliber, Dark Edgyness, P0ptr0pica, and 60 others.Tarkovinia, Prov, Greatnessity City, The Zombay, New Mercia and Helena, The Tugboat Complex, United-Marrshmallows, GraVandius, Cato2, Spartacistan, Turpotia, Thaumania, Astrellan, Gemeinschaftsland, Lastoina, Stefoland, Skyhawk Clan, Myotatunto, Land of Bobtopia, Woodleland, Old Aweic Wirs, Estingberg, Cutias, Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth, Freeeee, Siburian, Zecklandia, Unidoria, Selgary, The Militarist States of America, Enuroland, South Parter, Dead Warrior Daddy, Thice Frostalt, Murden, Kurvix, Turks and Francs, Nairatania, Noxxus Chrome, Votokia, Maowi, Saturnia Tellus, Aevana, Nilao, Decnotixa, Northeastern Italian, Newpollis, Penlopa, Paxlond, Purple Ruthenia, Primorye Oblast, Ambaskow, The Three States, Turkesbenizstan, Korektonon, Malevos, Steium, Baobab-Bumbaria, Tsiamuns Velleniouss, and Bruhland.