|Capital||The City That Never Sleeps|
|Faith||None but drinking decaf is a sin|
|Animal||Walking Coffee Plant|
The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Random Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, otherworldly petting zoo, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.029 billion Caffeinatedians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City That Never Sleeps. The average income tax rate is 8.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Caffeinatedian economy, worth 415 trillion Cappuccino Coinzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 204,978 Cappuccino Coinzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to The City That Never Sleeps to enjoy their national art, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and pet rocks are sold by the pound. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Caffeinated's national animal is the Walking Coffee Plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None but drinking decaf is a sin.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, pet rocks are sold by the pound.
- : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
- : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to The City That Never Sleeps to enjoy their national art.
- : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, transgender and agender are on the education agenda.
- : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
- : Caffeinated was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
- : Caffeinated voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
- : Caffeinated was endorsed by The Parliamentary Republic of Ramalia Shanatopian.
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