Population | 4.969 billion |
Capital | The City That Never Sleeps |
Leader | Random Joe |
Faith | None but drinking decaf is a sin |
Currency | Cappuccino Coinz |
Animal | Walking Coffee Plant |
The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Random Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.969 billion Caffeinatedians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City That Never Sleeps. The average income tax rate is 8.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Caffeinatedian economy, worth a remarkable 1,515 trillion Cappuccino Coinzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 304,942 Cappuccino Coinzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caffeinated's national animal is the Walking Coffee Plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None but drinking decaf is a sin.
Caffeinated is ranked 572nd in the world and 5th in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 18,552.71 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Caffeinated endorsed
The Republic of Bruhland.
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Caffeinated was endorsed by
The Republic of Bruhland.
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Caffeinated, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
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Caffeinated voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
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Caffeinated, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
- : Following new legislation in
Caffeinated, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
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Caffeinated, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
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Caffeinated was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
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Caffeinated, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Random Joe is a silly poophead.
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Caffeinated, pet owners want to know why their animals keep smiling at them.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 110 » Le Libertia,
Mancheseva City,
Pirataria,
Raghallaigh,
Eloscape,
Voxum Mortalum,
Lethen,
Samuelstani,
Havenwelle,
Free Rosabell,
Emastalia,
Gabingston,
Cortlandt Manor,
Arvigiel,
Polgaria,
Acapais,
Zakanda,
Trackeendy,
Poquaoi,
Akeland,
SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS,
Dat Countreh,
Precisely Nothing,
United Kingdoms of Redania,
Beriwen,
The Lost Men,
Mediocrea,
Gooblaria,
Koroniti,
Coloamerica,
Brickfield,
Caleban,
Tital Mania,
Paulotzia,
Almendron,
Kingdom of Stargard,
West Wirral,
Scaletta,
Katkasistan,
Bursken,
Algazzio,
Royal Alchemia,
Barcelona and Girona,
Geektopia,
Ganud,
Pland Adanna,
Poulton-with-Fearnhead,
Deliber,
Dark Edgyness,
P0ptr0pica, and 60 others.
Tarkovinia,
Prov,
Greatnessity City,
The Zombay,
New Mercia and Helena,
The Tugboat Complex,
United-Marrshmallows,
GraVandius,
Cato2,
Spartacistan,
Turpotia,
Thaumania,
Astrellan,
Gemeinschaftsland,
Lastoina,
Stefoland,
Skyhawk Clan,
Myotatunto,
Land of Bobtopia,
Woodleland,
Old Aweic Wirs,
Estingberg,
Cutias,
Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth,
Freeeee,
Siburian,
Zecklandia,
Unidoria,
Selgary,
The Militarist States of America,
Enuroland,
South Parter,
Dead Warrior Daddy,
Thice Frostalt,
Murden,
Kurvix,
Turks and Francs,
Nairatania,
Noxxus Chrome,
Votokia,
Maowi,
Saturnia Tellus,
Aevana,
Nilao,
Decnotixa,
Northeastern Italian,
Newpollis,
Penlopa,
Paxlond,
Purple Ruthenia,
Primorye Oblast,
Ambaskow,
The Three States,
Turkesbenizstan,
Korektonon,
Malevos,
Steium,
Baobab-Bumbaria,
Tsiamuns Velleniouss, and
Bruhland.