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Most Valuable International Artwork: 151stMost Influential: 800thRudest Citizens: 919th
The Stimulated Nation of
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Caffeinated

Population2.029 billion

CapitalThe City That Never Sleeps
LeaderRandom Joe
FaithNone but drinking decaf is a sin

CurrencyCappuccino Coinz
AnimalWalking Coffee Plant

The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Random Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, otherworldly petting zoo, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.029 billion Caffeinatedians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City That Never Sleeps. The average income tax rate is 8.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caffeinatedian economy, worth 415 trillion Cappuccino Coinzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 204,978 Cappuccino Coinzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to The City That Never Sleeps to enjoy their national art, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and pet rocks are sold by the pound. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Caffeinated's national animal is the Walking Coffee Plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None but drinking decaf is a sin.

Caffeinated is ranked 244,082nd in the world and 750th in Europeia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2.32 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 151stMost Influential: 800thRudest Citizens: 919thMost Secular: 922ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,161stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,677thMost Avoided: 1,691stFattest Citizens: 1,739thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,741stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,859thLargest Retail Industry: 2,387thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,632ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,025thHighest Crime Rates: 3,211thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,231stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,432ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,574thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,252ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,337thSmartest Citizens: 5,566thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,582ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,194thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,369thMost Inclusive: 8,801stMost Subsidized Industry: 8,992ndMost Armed: 11,822ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,849thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,780thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,867thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,419thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,018thHighest Drug Use: 17,563rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,507thLargest Gambling Industry: 22,746thLargest Governments: 22,789thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,278th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24th in the regionMost Armed: 27th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 39th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 46th in the regionMost Politically Free: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 55th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 57th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 69th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 69th in the regionNudest: 70th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 71st in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, pet rocks are sold by the pound.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to The City That Never Sleeps to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, transgender and agender are on the education agenda.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
  • : Caffeinated was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun.
  • : Caffeinated voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Caffeinated was endorsed by The Parliamentary Republic of Ramalia Shanatopian.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 139 » Le Libertia, Mancheseva City, Pirataria, Raghallaigh, Eloscape, Voxum Mortalum, Lethen, Samuelstani, Havenwelle, Free Rosabell, Emastalia, Gabingston, Cortlandt Manor, Estanglia, Purple Ruthenia, Arvigiel, Polgaria, Terra Potestatem, Acapais, Sparhawkia, Zakanda, Trackeendy, Vlazinova, Saarland-Niederbayern, Poquaoi, Utopian Earth, Thurston, Ajaccino, Ipsonasia, Akeland, SETTLEMENT OF DREAMS, Dat Countreh, Mousa Liberty, Leuxas, Asian Hatia, Abassyia, Benthamania, Off God Islands, Bethania, Bri-Tea-Sh Commonwealth, Precisely Nothing, United Kingdoms of Redania, Beriwen, Mutualist American Republics, The Lost Men, Pakistan 55, Teutonic Kaiserreich, Bolger, Genistan, Trizkobinad, and 89 others.Mediocrea, Former Raxhiria, Greatnessity City, Gooblaria, The Tugboat Complex, Koroniti, Coloamerica, Brickfield, Caleban, Tital Mania, Paulotzia, Tassaland, Taskete, Almendron, Oforrriand, Kingdom of Stargard, Kanote, West Wirral, Algamonzimt, Free People Union, Waluigi4Smash, Scaletta, The United Socialist Republic of Datlof, BIOTstate, Arnasas, Calvar, United Northen States Canada, Katkasistan, United Federation of Bressil, Lorscinia, Kroll Union, Andradus, Random Republic, Alpharod, Bursken, The Soverign Military Order Of Malta, Penlopa, Romanengo City, Quartzinne, ShadyStans, Sablania, Algazzio, Primorye Oblast, New France Republic, Polo-Baltica, Royal Alchemia, Barcelona and Girona, Pygania, Birgenland, Geektopia, And Spaces, Ganud, Pland Adanna, Cyberpunk, Euramericasia, The Democratic Peoples, Zakronia, Cetrea, Union Lysk, Poulton-with-Fearnhead, Baobab-Bumbaria, Elwin, Ayolvuuz, Sincluda, Fruitful, Deliber, Paisvasc, Caprinia, Dark Edgyness, Guatemalan Corsica, P0ptr0pica, Iceguin, Democratic Republic of Bandwagon, Tarkovinia, Averille, Rawatna, Kavaristan, Dirauti, Vinifera, Gredstan, Lurinsk, Euperis, Disney Know it Alls, Ecolaria, Euxina, Ecodandia, Maynila, Oathmelle, and Ramalia Shanatopian.

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