The Kingdom of Bacopa is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Robert II with an even hand, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 28.635 billion Bacopans, 1.562 billion of whom are zombies, are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bomentre. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bacopan economy, worth a remarkable 7,985 trillion mesens a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 278,875 mesens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, vaccinations are mandatory, and bike rage is all the rage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bacopa's national animal is the goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Sacred Gift.

Bacopa is ranked 76,193^rd in the world and 48^th in Forest for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,726.55 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.