WA Delegate: The TDOR of Grenartia (elected 27 days ago)
Founder: The Empire of Nightkill the Emperor
Regional Power: High
Today's World Census Report
The Largest Insurance Industry in Ankh Mauta
As a region, Ankh Mauta is ranked 16,587th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
|1.||The Landsraad Hegemony of G-Tech Corporation||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Ever upwards and forwards, for only in progress is hope”|
|2.||The Silicate Empire of The Inritus Extraho||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Pave the earth; chrome the moon.”|
|3.||The Ever-Lasting Dominion of The Corparation||Corporate Police State||“Power through Unity, Unity through Conformity”|
|4.||The Disputed Island Territory of Softened Pyrokinetics||Iron Fist Consumerists||“I Broke Earl”|
|5.||The United Corporations of Norstal||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Work Hard, Live Easy”|
|6.||The Daiteikoku of Imperial--japan||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Good Luck Ebola-Chan!”|
|7.||The Empire of Nightkill the Emperor||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“It was stupid, then it seemed to work.”|
|8.||The Dreadnought of Ionian Knights||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Nothing to Lose, Everything to Gain”|
|9.||The Cannibalistic Dictatorship of Puddi Puddi||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Puddi Puddi!”|
|10.||The Empire of Konariona||Father Knows Best State||“Sleep now, in silence.”|
- 2 days 4 hours ago: The Empire of Konariona arrived from Balder.
- 7 days ago: The Empire of Nightkill the Emperor banned -o ebola o- from the region.
- 7 days ago: -o ebola o- departed this region for Sunalaya.
- 7 days ago: -o ebola o- arrived from The Pacific.
- 7 days ago: The Borderlands of Civilos arrived from Ziggibofolopimiganigusootipitopia.
- 10 days ago: The Holy Conglomerate of Mr Zurkidson ceased to exist.
- 13 days ago: The People's Republic of Auxburg ceased to exist.
- 16 days ago: The Silicate Empire of The Inritus Extraho arrived from Balder.
- 17 days ago: Embassy established between Ankh Mauta and The Empire of Tamriel.
- 19 days ago: The Republic of Lazarian arrived from Osiris.
Ankh Mauta Regional Message Board
Ehh. It's like someone actually made a parody of America.
Sure, I don't mind McDs as a chain.
And I'm as religious as the next bloke.
But combining the two to boost church attendance... doesn't strike me as the most inspired idea.
Still laughed my face off though.
In the future, the Christian religion will use french fries and coke as the Eucharist, and Jesus will be worshipped alongside Ronald. *nods*
Over my dead body.
I'd make a quip, but no, that cannot be arranged.
And so, the Crusades of the 21st century began. One man, possessed of preternatural abilities beyond the scope of most humans' understanding and filled to the brim with an unquenchable rage; pitted against Cardinal McDonald, an international entity with billions of devotees. Who will win this battle of wit and might? Find out next time on The Ballad of Norv: NationStates Edition.
That's not even a f*cking question.
Shh. Spoilers. <riversongspoilers.jpg>
Happy Thanksgiving, Ankh Mauta!