WA Delegate: The Militaristic Federation of The Sheika (elected )
Founder: The Founding Nation of Assorro
Regional Power: Very High
Today's World Census Report
The Nudest in Absolution
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Absolution is ranked 8,770th in the world for Nudest.
|1.||The Free Land of Tara pulii||Anarchy||“Live free or die!”|
|2.||The Free Freeloaders of Slartibartfast 20XI||Anarchy||“It really tied the room together.”|
|3.||The Invasion of Furious Grandmothers||Civil Rights Lovefest||“( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”|
|4.||The Drunken Hathist Fiefdom of Coffee Cakes||Anarchy||“WA TG's not sent to War Eagles WILL be ignored.”|
|5.||The Holy Global Alliance of Mexican Liberation||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité”|
|6.||The Biker Gangs of Gaspacia||Anarchy||“United in independence.”|
|7.||The Republic of Dialland||Left-wing Utopia||“Freedom, Liberty, Human Rights”|
|8.||The Federal Republic of Lisduff||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Peace, Liberty, Strength”|
|9.||The Grand Duchy of Bumblebop||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“What the hell!”|
|10.||The United Republic of GameBoyColor||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“It's 9'o'clock on a Saturday... ”|
Regional Poll • Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms"
Poll called by The Militaristic Federation of The Sheika
Voting opened 2 days 21 hours ago and will close . Open to residents. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.
Last poll: “Repeal "Nuclear Security Convention"”
- : Friendly monsters ceased to exist.
- : The Militaristic Federation of The Sheika created a new regional poll: "Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms"".
- : The SSR Agents of Margaret Carter ceased to exist.
- : The Reality Altering World of The Scarlet Witch ceased to exist.
- : The Founding Nation of Assorro added a dispatch.
- : The Militaristic Federation of The Sheika created a new regional poll: "Repeal "Nuclear Security Convention"".
- : The Dominion of Obrynt arrived from DEN.
- : The Republic of Gustavs Hammer departed this region for Eternal Scholars.
- : The Militaristic Federation of The Sheika created a new regional poll: "To Prevent Dangerous Debris".
- : The Republic of Gustavs Hammer arrived from The West Pacific.
Absolution Regional Message Board
Yes, I've always thought those should be located at the bottom of the page instead of the middle. See how innocent I am of all charges?
* Taxes Atlantigria for the Captain Crunch fund. *
Sorry, but everyone pays homage to the Cap'n, so they do. Say, what do you make of these commercials? All of them are from the 70s.
Hawaiian Punch Commercial
Kohner Pop O Matic Trouble commercial
Captain Crunch is most delicious, that it is! Goes real nice with a side of bacon and toast.
Free, you didn't send out the trucks loaded with whiskey by mistake did you? That'd be most unfortunate, that it would.
Friendly Monsters!!! Only licensed monster dealership in my area man. Just... GONE!!
This will most likely cause me to invade Tamatun and get my butt kicked. You might ask, why then invade Tamatun at all? Hello. Did you just meet me? My name's Assorro. Never say die, not thinking things through and living on pure impulse is a definite thing with me. You just never know, right?
Personally, the Captain would have my vote for official cereal of Absolution. As far as whiskies go, I'd like to nominate Glendronach 12 year for official whiskey.
Great,! I'll come up with an official wine
I have some Puffed Wheat and rice cakes?
I can now tell people to stay away from Bluehost.com which is the host NSTracker is currently with. Plagued with misconfiguration issues. Though NSTracker hasn't been affected so much by them, I have not been able to set up the server run tasks for over two months now. I personally hate having to update the site manually in my browser everyday.
I can't even get to their support due to the errors their system keeps throwing at me. Then I receive an email telling me I have until the middle of December to lock in my low price for three years before my rates go up. That's a perfect recipe for losing a customer just as fast as he is able. Stupid people should not be in business. My services are crap but I'm willing to charge you more for them.
Bluehost. If you're looking for a host with problems, look no further.
Glendronach...now that is a fine whiskey. Don't get me wrong, I am a Jameson drinker when it comes down to whiskey but never will you hear the words "Glendronach? You mean Irish Jack Daniels?". Cheers to those who understand the insult.
In regards to paying more for overrated service, how about cable television? Is that still a thing? For me it is because I refuse to pay an outrageous deposit for satellite television. Anyway, cable was the way to go because it was a little more affordable, was being the keyword there. A little over a year ago the company I go through dropped the Viacom networks over pricing issues; they even televised and sent out mailers that claimed they did not want to pass along increased prices to customers. A month after they dropped the Viacom networks and replaced them with watered down alternatives they jacked up the price by $12. I made sure to send the mailer that had been covered by other papers on my desk back to them with a strongly worded letter about not wanting to pass along increased prices but jacking them up anyway. What did I get for my troubles? A $5 discount off of my monthly bill.
So generous, aren't they?