WA Delegate: The Militaristic Federation of The Sheika (elected 110 days ago)
Founder: The Founding Nation of Assorro
Regional Power: Extremely High
Today's World Census Report
The Most Beautiful Environments in Absolution
World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.
As a region, Absolution is ranked 1,068th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
|1.||The Sadistic Dungeons of Psycho Birds||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Like... we care? ”|
|2.||The Republic of Dialland||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Freedom, Liberty, Human Rights”|
|3.||The United Republic of GameBoyColor||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“It's 9'o'clock on a Saturday... ”|
|4.||The Nomadic Peoples of Blue Happy Happyism||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Everything is Blue, Everything.”|
|5.||The Global Alliance of Mexican Liberation||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité”|
|6.||The Invasion of Furious Grandmothers||Left-wing Utopia||“I love you so much Sarah”|
|7.||The Confederacy of Beedward||New York Times Democracy||“Illiud Latine dici non potest.”|
|8.||The United Islands of Riecham||Democratic Socialists||“.”|
|9.||The Free Land of Tara pulii||Anarchy||“Live free or die!”|
|10.||The Divine Sovereignty of Atlantigria||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Time is a great story teller.”|
Regional Poll • General Assembly Resolution "Repeal Marine Debris Accord"
Poll called by The Militaristic Federation of The Sheika
Voting opened 1 day 19 hours ago and will close in 1 day 4 hours. Open to residents. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.
Recent polls: “World Assembly Resolution "Disabled Voters Act"” • “Resolution at vote "Ban on Double Taxation"”
- 7 hours ago: The Holy Catholic Empire of The Great Loey departed this region for Genuan Rebirth.
- 7 hours ago: The Holy Catholic Empire of The Great Loey arrived from Glorious Nations of Iwaku.
- 8 hours ago: The Fourth Kingdom of H-Alba arrived from The Pacific.
- 16 hours ago: The Rogue Nation of Sudarium arrived from The West Pacific.
- 1 day 19 hours ago: The Militaristic Federation of The Sheika created a new regional poll: "General Assembly Resolution "Repeal Marine Debris Accord"".
- 1 day 23 hours ago: The Unified Republic of Greto arrived from Osiris.
- 3 days 1 hour ago: The Founding Nation of Assorro updated the World Factbook entry.
- 3 days 3 hours ago: The Realm of Friendly Monsters arrived from Lazarus.
- 3 days 8 hours ago: Ms bitters ceased to exist.
- 3 days 8 hours ago: Gaz ceased to exist.
Absolution Regional Message Board
Yeah, the kitchen is only for those who can make delicious waffles!
Also, why the association of ponies with me? That seems something more along the lines of what CC or Tam would like.
It's a need, mostly on GBC's part, to understand the Brony attraction because I'm not seeing any opportunities in this transcript for the massive use of explosives, well thought out and choreographed car chases, full frontal exploitation or even girl fights, like, at all. There's frolicking. I'll grant you that, but little else.
Sooo, you know, for over five years now you have steadfastly denied me honest access to your kitchen. In that time, due to my extremely limited resources I've only managed to pull together four main dishes. Toad Ass, which is great by the way, Crispy Critters, Face Steak and The Spleen Supreme. Those by themselves are excellent menu choices next to burgers and fries any day. You could start calling them Warrior Meals, with waffles.
Well, no real reason that I can think of. No good reason that's for sure. It's just the way the game's played.
And yes, we have had one or two extreme cootie outbreaks over the years occur in the pub though I still don't know if your work's medical insurance will cover Viagra or not.
What does that have to do with anything? lol
And those aren't meals, those are insults. :P
Spleen Supreme huh? Don't think I recall you mentioning that one before.
It's not that there's no opportunity for explosions and such, it's just that you're merely not looking hard enough.
Friendship is Magic, and My Little Pony can be slow starter but keep at it, Assorro. Sweetness has a backpack full of pony friends and I'm not ashamed to say that I am a little jealous at times.
Aah, but how do you know you don't like them when you've never even tried them?
I served it only once to freeoplis when he first arrived though it was cooked so it didn't look gross. None of my wonders look gross when cooked, you know? Atlantigria propaganda.
Everything dies. That's about the only thing that could help that script. Maybe have a few Autobots stop by in a foul mood and instruct the little Ponies about how it is that they're just so much camp which is why it is that they just need to die. Then we'll have a cool five minute short.
I think I'm done with the pony friendship magic thing. Verdict: Seriously waaaay uncool.
Waffles are free. Our Delegate lives with Amazons and I have no idea why people bikini wax.
GBC, you forgot to tell me that there are two more bond movies following Casino Royale.
Are there two more movies after Royale? That's news to me, if indeed it's true.
You want death in a pony show? You should look into having George RR Martin writing the script.
We'll rate it R then.
Two others: Quantum of Solace (2008) and Skyfall (2012)
Ah. I had forgotten about Quantum of Solace, if I'm to be honest.
Watched the all star game today and Tavares tied the record for most goals with 4. Here's to bringing that touch back home against the Blueshirts.