The Republic of Uppenja is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.221 billion Uppenjans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walddyk. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uppenjan economy, worth a remarkable 2,084 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,501 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, finders keepers is the law of the land, and a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uppenja's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uppenja is ranked 59,347^th in the world and 60^th in Aesica for Nudest, with 195.5 cheeks per square mile.