The Kingdom of Flandronia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Piet Piraat with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 8.89 billion Flandronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gent. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flandronian economy, worth 822 trillion Flandrons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,522 Flandrons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Time flies when you're not having fun, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and the official Flandronian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flandronia's national animal is the Selenian Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Abasmism.

Flandronia is ranked 27,495^th in the world and 50^th in Thaecia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.27 law-abiding acts per hour.