The Republic of Uppenja is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vermin Supreme with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.118 billion Uppenjans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walddyk. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uppenjan economy, worth 405 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 130,139 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, studio executives abandon tragic stories of star-crossed lovers because "it's been done", commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uppenja's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uppenja is ranked 96,253^rd in the world and 109^th in Thaecia for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 1,747.36 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.