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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,039thMost Influential: 3,392ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,454th
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Uppenja

Population7.208 billion

CapitalWalddyk
LeaderVermin Supreme

Currencyguilder
Animaleagle

The Federal Republic of Uppenja is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Vermin Supreme with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.208 billion Uppenjans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walddyk. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Uppenjan economy, worth 881 trillion guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,329 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, it is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (Uppenja has found 2 easter eggs), and delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uppenja's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uppenja is ranked 15,554th in the world and 39th in Thaecia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 90,073.76 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Influential: 3,392ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,454thBest Weather: 5,212thSafest: 5,230thNicest Citizens: 6,770thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,816thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,872ndMost Inclusive: 6,959thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,239thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,532ndMost Developed: 7,548thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,717thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,280thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,328thSmartest Citizens: 9,223rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,303rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,639thHighest Food Quality: 9,926thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,131stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,517thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,412thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 14,594thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,069thMost Secular: 15,084thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,554thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,934thLargest Governments: 19,275thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,217thLowest Crime Rates: 24,729thHighest Average Incomes: 25,135thHighest Economic Output: 25,586th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionSafest: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 31st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 34th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 36th in the regionLargest Populations: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uppenja was endorsed by The Republic of Mardis.
  • : Uppenja was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Uppenja, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
  • : Following new legislation in Uppenja, it is universally agreed that the first 31 issues are the only ones with humor and charm (Uppenja has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Uppenja was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Armarilla.
  • : Uppenja was endorsed by The Kingdom of Rayekka.
  • : Uppenja was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Uppenja, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Uppenja, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Uppenja was endorsed by The United Duchy of Santa Marana.

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