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Pawnsilvania RMB

WA Delegate: The Scientific Federation of Willtechia (elected )

Founder: Doloronia

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 589th Most Inclusive: 640th Nicest Citizens: 755th+26
Most Compassionate Citizens: 820th Largest Welfare Programs: 901st Largest Information Technology Sector: 955th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,021st Best Weather: 1,058th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,072nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,072nd Largest Black Market: 1,073rd Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,087th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,104th Smartest Citizens: 1,123rd Highest Poor Incomes: 1,181st Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,189th Most Cultured: 1,200th Healthiest Citizens: 1,291st Most Nations: 1,319th Most Secular: 1,368th Largest Governments: 1,462nd Nudest: 1,645th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,670th Lowest Crime Rates: 1,747th Highest Average Incomes: 1,811th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,851st Most Rebellious Youth: 1,919th Most Influential: 2,098th Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,271st
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to Pawnsilvania!

Don't raid us.. our founder will literally come back from the dead to ban you. It's happened 3 times already.

Region password is in the discord server.

Enjoy your stay, and endorse our delegate, Willtechia!

Press here to see the latest update of the RP map:


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    Pawnsilvanian anthem

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Embassies: Bus Stop, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Embassy, International Debating Area, The Great Universe, USSD, Regionless, Polandball, Scarlet Dominion, Gamyria and Historica, The Union Of Social Media, The Illuminati, The Lexicon, Lardyland, Zero Zero Zero Zero, MentosLand, and 7 others.Rejuvenia, Fredonia, Warhammer 40000, Codex Ylvus, Union of Lardy Nations, RAMS, and The City of New York.

Tags: Casual, Founderless, Map, Medium, Password, and Regional Government.

Pawnsilvania contains 11 nations, the 1,319th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in Pawnsilvania

The World Census conducted frenzied haggling with fishmongers in order to determine which nations have the largest fishing industries.

As a region, Pawnsilvania is ranked 6,347th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Socialist Union of LizukanFather Knows Best State“For the people, Everything!”
2.The Collective Democracy of TeralesLiberal Democratic Socialists“Born and raised by freedom”
3.The Scientific Federation of WilltechiaScandinavian Liberal Paradise“At the end of the day, nerds rule the world.”
4.The Colony of HojozLandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I have never been good at making up slogans or motto's”
5.The Empire of TreurIron Fist Consumerists“You Can't Stop Progress”
6.The Republic of JagermonstopiaCapitalist Paradise“Noli me tangere”
7.The Matriarchy of Isle DeaIron Fist Consumerists“Strength Through Compliance”
8.The Rogue Nation of Thomas Midly JrIron Fist Consumerists“You should fear us, for we are worse then Nazi Germany”
9.The Commonwealth of CrentaDemocratic Socialists“Sicut potentia animi”
10.The Rogue Nation of RustLeft-wing Utopia“No matter how broken, anything is fixable.”

Regional Happenings


Pawnsilvania Regional Message Board

Willtechia wrote:Honestly, do we even have any women in this region?

Yea, I'm right here.

Leytra Incorporated wrote:Yea, I'm right here.

I honestly always pictured you as a 34 year old russian man.

Willtechia wrote:I honestly always pictured you as a 34 year old russian man.

You've clearly not seen her Twitter or went to the vaporwave cowboys Discord

How's everyone doing?

HojozLand wrote:How's everyone doing?

Reasonably well, all things considered. Work's taken a huge nosedive thanks to the pandemic, and that doesn't appear to be letting up anytime soon, but my girlfriend came in to visit from out of state last week. We didn't even do anything besides watch movies and play video games, but hey--good times.

Happy 4th of July to all of my fellow Americans here, speaking of which, which countries are you all from?

Willtechia wrote:Happy 4th of July to all of my fellow Americans here, speaking of which, which countries are you all from?

I, too, am an Eaglelander...much to my unending chagrin.

Rust wrote:I, too, am an Eaglelander...much to my unending chagrin.

I love how our main national holiday is blowing stuff up... i mean PATRIOTICALLY blowing stuff up... as well as the fact that the blowing up part consists of detonating small incendiaries right next your own home.

Willtechia wrote:which countries are you all from?


Willtechia wrote:I love how our main national holiday is blowing stuff up...

I mean, it's what we're known for, really. Not that I really mind the "blowing stuff up" angle, long as it doesn't kill anyone--I'm nothing if not a certified pyromaniac.

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