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Most Primitive: 735th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,404th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,617th
The Matriarchy of
Mother Knows Best State
Come dance with us.
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Gypsy Lands

Population3.92 billion

LeaderThe Gypsy Queen

Currencysilver coin

The Matriarchy of Gypsy Lands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Gypsy Queen with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.92 billion Gypsies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tambourine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The Gypsy economy, worth 308 trillion silver coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 78,758 silver coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Gypsy Lands Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, the industries of Gypsy Lands are coughing all the way to the bank, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Gypsy Lands at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, and the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gypsy Lands's national animal is the Werewolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gypsy Lands is ranked 49,432nd in the world and 15th in Gypsy Lands for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,588.56 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Primitive: 735thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,404thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,617thMost Devout: 5,135thFattest Citizens: 5,264thLargest Retail Industry: 5,807thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,146thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,492ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,221stTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,790thMost Armed: 11,103rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,851stHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,497thMost Cultured: 15,313thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,727thBest Weather: 16,543rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,217thHighest Crime Rates: 17,281st
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the region

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