The Matriarchy of Gypsy Lands is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Gypsy Queen with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.92 billion Gypsies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tambourine. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The Gypsy economy, worth 308 trillion silver coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 78,758 silver coins, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

The Gypsy Lands Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise, the industries of Gypsy Lands are coughing all the way to the bank, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Gypsy Lands at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, and the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gypsy Lands's national animal is the Werewolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Gypsy Lands is ranked 49,432^nd in the world and 15^th in Gypsy Lands for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,588.56 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.