The Republic of Pakania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Presidenta Víolet de Armacielo with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.249 billion Pakanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terarequí. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pakanian economy, worth 600 trillion Pakanian pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 141,258 Pakanian pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rumor has it that Presidenta Víolet de Armacielo has won three lotteries in a row, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, many aides in Presidenta Víolet de Armacielo's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, and getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Pakania. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pakania's national animal is the Eyelash viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pakania is ranked 19,687^th in the world and 1,139^th in Balder for Most Secular, with 51.16 Atheism Rate.