The Grand Republic of Ostlantis is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Princeps Soleil Estiegne with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.774 billion Ostlanteans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grifentia. The average income tax rate is 73.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ostlantic economy, worth 998 trillion Ostmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 172,817 Ostmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments, solar death ray construction will commence as soon as it rains Ostmarks, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, and it turns out that trees grow on Ostmarks. Crime is totally unknown. Ostlantis's national animal is the Griffon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Artorianity.

Ostlantis is ranked 17,699^th in the world and 53^rd in the Plains of Perdition for Highest Average Incomes, with 172,817.47 Standard Monetary Units.