The Holy Empire of Spawn camper is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 7 million Spawn camperians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.6%.

The Spawn camperian economy, worth 305 billion Aureuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,642 Aureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Spawn camper's national animal is the Spinosaurus.

Spawn camper is ranked 199,354^th in the world and 1,169^th in the Plains of Perdition for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 21.58 Effective Tax Rate.