The Most Primitive in Lazarus
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 23,157th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Antination of A Primitive Tribe | Psychotic Dictatorship | “...” | |
| 2. |  The Rogue Nation of Bad option | Psychotic Dictatorship | “If i have to choose i will get it wrong” | |
| 3. |  The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Mmph mmph!” | |
| 4. |  The Nomadic Peoples of No Economy | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Poorer than poor” | |
| 5. |  The Theocracy of The Lords Love and Grace | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You will bow your head to the Lord” | |
| 6. |  The Seven Kingdoms of Realm of Westeros | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Fire and Blood” | |
| 7. |  The Jingoistic States of Furious Butts | Corporate Police State | “This Is A Terrible Place To Live” | |
| 8. |  The Magic of Winx club | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “BSMTF” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of Pyrophylite | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Look - a squirrel!” | |
| 10. |  The Colony of Zimbabwean Tibet | Psychotic Dictatorship | “God, Homeland, Liberty” |
