The Empire of Olympys empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Чингис Хаан with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.493 billion Монголчууд are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Улаан Баатар. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Монгол economy, worth 296 trillion Төгрөгs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,112 Төгрөгs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A tax exemption has created a new hunger for octogenarian millionaires dating women 60 years their younger, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Чингис Хаан's throne, and the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olympys empire's national animal is the Морь, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Buddism.

Olympys empire is ranked 72,878^th in the world and 3,378^th in Lazarus for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.