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The World World Census

The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Kingdom of Kaigi	Corrupt Dictatorship	“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”
2.	The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso	Left-wing Utopia	“Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.”
3.	The United Socialist States of Span	Left-wing Utopia	“We Own Y'all!”
4.	The Empire of Corsaria	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.”
5.	The Republic of Kyupaa	Democratic Socialists	“O, Wind, if Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?”
6.	The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk	Left-wing Utopia	“To Dream the Impossible Dream”
7.	The Fielzão of Timao	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Timão Eô!”
8.	The Dystopic World Nation of Omegadrax	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Happy Citizens. Happy Businesses. Happy Nation.”
9.	The Idyllic Paradise of Mograpelandia	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“A Starbucks and weed dispensary on every corner!”
10.	The N-Space Compression of Luna Amore	Benevolent Dictatorship	“If there were a premium to be paid on bad ideas, I'd want drilling rights to your head.”